32Spokane, United States
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My self-summary
--I'm currently recovering from knee surgery. My dry sarcastic wit is still intact even if my knee isn't--

*If at first you don't succeed, pray that you weren't being chased by a bear.*

*I can't behave myself around rubber bands*

*90% entertainment, 11% gibberish*

*Its not a bad idea if you implement safety controls*

Im looking for a teammate. I dont care to find someone with the same interests as me (I dont need a mirror), I just want someone who will attack life with me.
What I’m doing with my life
Im trying to get my civilian career off the ground. The Army got me off to a good start, now I have to keep up the momentum. Other than that I enjoy serving my community and those around me when I can.
I’m really good at
Breaking stuff, tripping, and laughing

Also, I go on "wiki-walks" and get lost. Meaning I go to wikipedia to look something up, lose track of time, and find myself cruising articles and not sure how I got there from the starting point.
The first things people usually notice about me
How quiet I am, but that doesnt last very long once Im comfortable around someone. Then its probably my sarcasm and dry wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book would probably be the Count of Monte Cristo, movie would be Blazing Saddles, music is definately country, and food, well, I like food.
Six things I could never do without
Pen and Paper (For all those things Im thinking about and dont want to forget)
Good beef
I spend a lot of time thinking about
You don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
On a typical Friday night I am
at a sporting event. Or if it is HS basketball season, coaching.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am uncomfortable sitting with my back to the door in a fast food restaurant. Maybe thats just weird, but I dont routinely share that info either, so I guess that counts as private
You should message me if
Im not gonna tell you what you should do.
The two of us