countslackula
36 Salt Lake City, United States
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My self-summary
UPDATE 2: Just hit me up, fuck the hitting "like" or whatever.

UPDATE 1: Whoever flagged my photo can burn in hell.

Now that we've covered that, here's something I found about me online.

"Michael _______ is a writer and representative of the Republic of Zaqistan. In the past he has been described as “a living example of the dysfunction of the American medical system.” Currently writing for VICE Media, he specializes in radical economics with a pop culture twist, late night existential discourses, and potentially treasonous conceptual art projects."

UPDATE 3: None of that matters.
What I’m doing with my life
Working as a fixer for some documentary, keeping it real, staying calm
I’m really good at
For years I've been trying to give up, but it turns out I have terrible follow-through. Really good is a hard term, so I'll just say injuring myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
All my face tats
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Confederacy of Dunces, Apocalypse Now, Jay Reatard
The six things I could never do without
People, food, water, sleep, oxygen and coping mechanisms.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"I am thinking about space. Where I was born, there was nothing but space stretched from one end of the earth to the other, unchanged and unchanging except for a few pinches and folds, like wrinkles in a bed sheet. That was when I was a boy, and a young man, and I formulated a theory that of all the years of life, these are the most causative, as regards breed and stamp. So I'm not merely thinking about space but am feeling space as an absence and a hunger."
On a typical Friday night I am
Writing a lengthy indictment against our century
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ask me when I'm drunk
You should message me if
You're badass
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