26Brighton, United States
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My self-summary
Let's get drunk and cook weird things together.
What I’m doing with my life
San Francisco expat, living in Brighton and working in financial writing/editing downtown. What are these white flakes that fall from the sky? And why are they so cold?
I’m really good at
Writing, cooking, playing the trumpet, parallel parking, terrible puns, and opening a beer without a bottle opener. Also, I have been known to swing dance on occasion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've been on a medieval nonfiction kick recently, but other than that, in no particular order: George RR Martin, RA Salvatore, Mark Bowden, Paul S Kemp, Matt Stover, JK Rowling, Jon Meachem, Steve Almond, David Wong, Naomi Novik, Yann Martel

I recently decided that my all-time favorite movie was Heat, but who the hell knows how long that will last. Honorable mentions/possible replacements: Goodfellas, A Few Good Men, The Shawshank Redemption, Star Wars, Mean Girls, Groundhog Day, Galaxy Quest

TV Shows:
I watch more TV than is probably healthy and Netflix is enabling my addiction. Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Community, Parks and Rec, Party Down, Justified, The West Wing, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Freaks and Geeks, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Friday Night Lights

Killers, Kings of Leon, Foo Fighters, Two Steps from Hell, Ellie Goulding, Fun, ACDC, Duran Duran, Beatles, Foreigner, Johnny Cash, Journey, Muse, Queen, Of Monsters and Men, Caravan Palace
Also, I've got a soft spot for dumb pop music and am an avid chart-watcher. It's a guilty habit.

The single best thing I've ever eaten was a porchetta sandwich, carved straight from the pig by some crusty Italian farmer at a tiny winery just outside of Assisi. Other than that, I'm a sucker for a medium-rare steak, wood-fired pizza, and a well-curated omakase. Preferably all at once.
Six things I could never do without
-Cream-colored ponies
-Crisp apple strudels
-Schnitzel with noodles
-Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My favorite things, and then I don't feel so bad.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, maybe drinking or eating out, or possibly just Netflix and a Moscow Mule.

Unless you're someone I want to impress, in which case I'm lifting weights, downing cold brewskis with the boys, hunting, and talking about cars.
You should message me if
You should probably call your Congressperson first. After that, go for it!
The two of us