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My self-summary
The garden was blessed by the gods of me and you
We headed west to find ourselves some truth
What I’m doing with my life
Attempting to become an entrepreneur. How does it work? But sometimes I have to go to the money store (ie, work a 6 month contract at a local tech company).

But also--

* I'm somewhat established in the regional EDM community as a DJ, but I've decided I freaking hate nightclubs and therefore am trying to figure out what to do in this game that doesn't involve nightclubs. (Or turning nightclubs into things that are a lot less like nightclubs.)

* I started powerlifting because I needed to get strong enough to haul gear, but now it seems like every fucking guy and their brother who lives near downtown does it. What is this fucking Red Queen bullshit?

Let me tell you, it ain't easy.

* I like my life better when I live inside my body, which means a lot of running, jumping, dancing, wrestling with like-minded people, fucking, probably, and so on.

* I am an assistant college debate coach...somewhere around here.

* I am an on-and-off political blogger. Looks like it's still off again. Though I'm working on various projects such as "What If Heavenly Father is a Drunken Asshole?" and "Ma Bell Was a Better Mother than My Mother."
I’m really good at
A few things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I definitely get noticed, but I'm not sure what they're noticing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Catching up on my nonfiction backlog at the moment. Currently: The collected works of Nassim Taleb, in this order: "Antifragile," "Fooled by Randomness," and "The Black Swan".

I listen to a lot of so-called EDM because I'm a DJ. I'm not a format bigot, though I find it's very easy for certain genres to get abused to death, such as trap, dubstep and electro house. But my first love is always going to be to good, old-fashioned Frankie Knuckles-style house. I seem to play a lot of what is now called "G House" and "tropical house," but neither of those terms existed when I favored the music.

(On that note, I used to hate trap until I survived a twerknado.)

But Big Room pisses me the fuck off. What the fuck happened, Armin? What the fuck?

But I also like high-energy rock, such as what was popular in the early 70s and early 90s. And I have a special place in my heart for hiNRG, new wave, Latin freestyle, trip hop, and "New Jack" swing.

Movies--well, I like them. Hard to name a favorite, but I like mind-fuck festivals like Inception, Cloud Atlas, Memento, The Matrix, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Citizen Kane and so on, and dark cultural parodies like Dr. Strangelove, The Cabin in the Woods, Starship Troopers, and things of that nature. Also cultural guilty pleasures like the Marvel Earth-199999 movies and stuff like "Hunger Games" and "Divergent" (though I heard "Insurgent" sucked ass and am waiting for it on video).

TV -- don't watch a lot--pretty much it's Seahawks & Mariners games, "Mad Men", and "Game of Thrones". Occasionally things like "Veep" and "Inside Amy Schumer". Previously stuff like "True Blood", "Breaking Bad", "The Wire", and "Battlestar Galactica"

Musicals--like those too, but it's a fairly recent love. Just got around to seeing Rent a few months ago. And who the fuck thought making a musical of "Elf" was a good idea?! Favorites: "Les Miserables", "Flower Drum Song" (revival), "Evita", "Jesus Christ Superstar". Guilty pleasures: "Phantom of the Opera", "Aida."

Opera--haven't done it in a while, but interested in going back. Favorites so far: "La fanciulla del West" (Puccini), "Parsifal" (Wagner), "Ariadne auf Naxos" (Strauss)

Books--they are awesome. I have read a few. You should too. Was thinking about writing one, but everyone does that. Don't they?

Food--while I appreciate the artistry of well-prepared cuisine, experiencing food for its own sake isn't a priority for me. As a shared adventure it can be interesting though.

Drinks--national lagers (eg Harp, Kirin, Tiger, Molson Canadian), hefeweizens, interesting but not-too-trendy red wines, and craft cocktails
Six things I could never do without
friends who are like family. clean air. clean water. love. physical contact. artistic expression.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...just about goddamn near everything.

And our robot future. Yes, robots.
On a typical Friday night I am
It goes something like this:

Go to the bar that has karaoke every Friday night. The KJ is out ill. Realize that I go to karaoke because my DJ career in Seattle failed and it's a reasonable method of public performance.

Look around and realize that focusing karaoke has led to ignoring the disturbing demographic shift in Seattle and that the bar is now full of bros and woo girls.

Retreat to the neighborhood bar. Drink two Moscow Mules, then say "fuck it" and go home and play some stupid game like League of Legends until 5AM.

Send random messages on OKCupid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I recently had a dream where I was watching a film called "Dogg Atlas", where the story of "Gin and Juice" was retold through the ages by characters bearing a marijuana-leaf-shaped birthmark.
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