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My self-summary
The first thing you notice about me is my head. It is spectacular. I have a head that can be likened to past greats - Aeschylus (he was recognized as the father of tragedy. I’ll bet that was quite the paternity suit); Ghandi; and Buddha (perhaps baldness is a symbol of spiritual enlightenment?). And many bald men have been considered very sexy - Yul Brynner, Bruce Willis, and Michael Jordan. You be the judge!

I love all things music - my iPod has ADD; switching between Slash, Cory Branan, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Scott Bradlee's Post-Modern Jukebox, Cypress Hill, STS9, Audioslave and Michael Buble (hey, don't judge me - the guy has a handle on the word “romantic”). I love to cook and have been accused of being far and away better in the kitchen than some of my past partners. And when I shop for ingredients, it always takes me more time than planned, as I tend to get into conversations with people in line. I love salmon and anything
with cheese and/or bacon. I'm a culinary adventurer and will try literally anything, even if it sounds gross at first.

But don’t think I am just a domestic god. Not by a long shot. I like beer just as much as wine and I can tell the difference between the two. I cheer for the New Orleans Saints and know how to wear a tool belt. I can go from greasy Carhartts to shirt and tie and be perfectly comfortable either way. I'm always searching for something new and interesting and refuse to be the slightest bit closed-minded

My ideal mate shares some of my interests but not enough that we can't learn from each other. She is crazy about living, has a smile that melts the buttons on my shirt, and a soul that has no beginning and no end. And she probably thinks that Aeschylus is quite a looker.
What I’m doing with my life
Working on my aspirations to be dictator of Azerbaijan.

Until that happens, I'm slowly taking over the insurance industry, one policy at a time.
I’m really good at
Being left handed, sarcasm, coming up with better uses for "That's what she said", cooking, shaving my head, making people laugh, and using proper grammar.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Learning to play bass, how Walker, Texas Ranger's girlfriend can get kidnapped so often, why the Saints are so terrible, Coke or Pepsi. You know, the usual stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a thing for musical theater. Shhh don't tell anyone.