cpvanguard20
28Brighton, United States
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My self-summary
I just got a new job near Brighton, and will be moving up to the area by the end of July. I grew up in Tucson, so this will be a bit of a change of climate for me. Though some may deny it. I'm hoping to meet some new friends that can hold my hand through these trying times, and show me around. Not sure where I'll be moving to just yet, so I'm open to advice. On to the main attraction.

How can I describe myself that isn't worn and cliched? The only thing I like to brag about is my humility, and I'm a series of contradictions, but not really. People call me smart, but I think of myself as clever. I could say I'm a handsome guy, though I may be biased.

I try to find humor in everything, and love word play and puns. Growing up in the desert has given me a dry wit, and if I tried to describe myself with one word I would use pumpernickel. Others may say facetious.

I'm shy and reserved, and a little hesitant to try new things or meet new people. Once I know someone I can talk forever.

I love the outdoors, and don't get to camp and hike as much as I would like. If I'm near a window, I'll spend most of my time looking out of it.

ISTJ if that helps.
What I’m doing with my life
I want to do something that makes me happy, and enjoy working with my hands. Recently got a new job in the field of Metrology, and I'm looking forward to learning about all the cool new toys. Excuse me, expensive instruments.

Right now, I work. Then I go home to play on my spiffy Xbox, but just watch Netflix instead. Looking to liven up my life in a new place.
I’m really good at
Being a dork. I make puns a lot, and sometimes see how long I can hold a conversation while rhyming.

Generally, just being awesome.
The first things people usually notice about me
People kindly let me know that I'm tall. After that, usually how reserved I can be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love reading, but mostly light stuff I can just get lost in. I Like Crichton, Grisham, A Song of Ice and Fire, Harry Potter and more.

There are a lot of movies I like but don't know what ones to list.

Don't watch TV too much but there are some shows I really like. Arrested Development and 30 Rock being at the top. Add Westworld and Rick and Morty to that. Others include Scrubs, Archer, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Fargo, House of Cards, Community, and, of course, Game of Thrones.

Can listen to almost any kind of music, but what I like the most would be Classical. Since my sister grew up listening to it, I am contractually obligated to dislike Country.
Six things I could never do without
Chocolate milk.
My sight.
A view outside.
A laugh.
The ability to count.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. My mind can wander into interesting places, then I try to retrace my steps and figure out how I got there.

Also, how many people actually get the hilarious jokes I've put in here that only I think are funny.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or at home. I'm not much of a drinker, so I don't spend much time at bars or clubs or wherever. Much prefer just hanging out with friends. Netflix is my constant companion.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm actually 6' 2.5"
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