28 Fairfield, United States
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My self-summary
there was a kid in 4th grade who kept trying to get my email so he could send me an excel spreadsheet he had made of every animorphs book. i try to live my life by his inspirational example.
What I’m doing with my life
singing the star spangled banner to you in a romantic voice
I’m really good at
listening to drake, feelings, the internet
The first things people usually notice about me
beard and im tall
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

sun kil moon, red house painters, songs ohia, shamir, ride, first few mogwai ones, slint

orson welles, john huston, brian depalma, fulci, argento, cronenberg, cutter's way, phantasm, man push cart, rohmer, claire denis, david lynch, james whale, dardennes, fassbender, michael powell, waterworld
(only blockbuster that opens w kevin costner drinking his own pee)

Ralph Ellison, Pauline Kael, Roland Barthes, Kobo Abe, David Foster Wallace, Donald Barthelme, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Raymond Carver, Cormac McCarthy, Martin/Kingsley Amis, Italo Calvino, Steven Milhauser, Montaigne, Renata Adler, Jeanette Winterson, Flann O'Brien, Proust, Joyce Carol Oates, PK Dick, Alfred Bester, Meltzer/Marcus/Christgau/all those rock critic old farts when they weren't old farts, Thomas Pynchon, Steven Millhauser, Phillip Roth, Joan Didion, Susan Sontag, The Book Violent J Wrote About Insane Clown Posse
The six things I could never do without
Kid Rock
Guy Fieri
I spend a lot of time thinking about
joe biden
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i'm catwoman
You should message me if
you think joe biden is a dreamboat. or you are joe biden (if you're out there joe I swear I will love you right)