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My self-summary
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
What I’m doing with my life
Staying afloat and trying not to get swept away in the sea of others trying to figure themselves out. Returning to school soon to finish my degree and study foreign languages.
I’m really good at
Being snarky. Being an escalator hazard. Pretending to be blind. Rock sculpting. Wood sculpting. Bacon sculpting. Playing with clay. Mushing things between my toes. Dead languages. Drawing with most mediums. Photoshop. Writing terrible poetry. Writing elaborate smut. Pointing out constellations. Word games. Bacon. Swimming. Scuba diving. Surfing. Rock climbing. Kayaking. Martial arts. Climbing. Biking. Hiking. Unicorn kite flying. Assonance. Reading. Gaming. Traveling. Singing. Trivia. Cooking food. Cooking non-food. Relaxing. Meditation. Ashiatsu. Massages. Cuddling. Fits of unprovoked laughter. Touching my nose with my tongue. Kissing. Listening. Manifesting. Loving. Being.
The first things people usually notice about me
Dimples, boobs, freckles, third arm? I dunno.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Anne Rice, JK Rowling, Max Brooks, RA Salvatore, George Martin, Haruki Murakami, Ovid, Dr. Suess, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, Aldous Huxley

Movies: Sci-fi, fantasy, zombie stuff, dystopian future stuff, foreign flicks, especially Jean-Pierre Junette work. Anime, as long as the art is good and the story isn't bubbly. i.e. Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Death Note, Neon Genesis Evangelion, most Ghibli films. Very specific yaoi. Basically anything worth watching, though I have a special place in my heart for classics like Alien, Terminator, Blade Runner and Star Wars IV-VI. Scott, Nolan, Snyder, Cameron, del Torro, Burton, Almodovar are some of my favorite directors.

TeeVee: The Office, Parks & Recreation, Chopped, The Walking Dead, Dexter, Family Guy, Face Off, Battlestar Galactica, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Portlandia, Doctor Who.

Music: Radiohead, M83, The XX, Crystal Castles, Sigur Ros, James Blake, Moderat, Daft Punk, Bon Iver, The Black Keys, Devotchka, The National, Andrew Bird, Nine Inch Nails, How to Destroy Angels, Phantogram, Juno Reactor, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Queen, David Bowie, I could go on...but so long as it isn't rap or country.

Games: Ultima VII, X-Wing, Doom, Final Fantasy, Zelda, Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Borderlands, Dragon Age, WoW, Portal, etc. I love screwing around with DOSBox and console emulators. Also enjoy building custom rigs for myself and others as a hobby.

Food: Japanese, Vietnamese, authentic Mexican, Thai, Greek, Ethiopian, gourmet, Southern meat 'n three. French fries, pizza, things that are tedious to eat like steamed artichokes, ribs and crustaceans. I make a mean shrimp and grits with greens and 3 cheeses, lots of Sriracha. Been on a quest to find a decent Philly cheese-steak in Nashville to no avail. If you have a secret may earn you points.
Six things I could never do without
Sweet tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things which won't matter in a year.

The space time continuum.

Adopting children so I don't have to do the dishes.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the movies, eating sushi, working on the time machine in my basement. Who knows?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really love the damp, musty smell of basements, caves, old garages and when the AC first kicks on.

I can't poo in public bathrooms and will avoid it at all costs.

I am the walrus
Goo goo goo joob.
You should message me if
You can muster up more than a few words to introduce yourself and you are capable of using proper grammar when doing so.

You enjoy adventures and things outside of the norm but also the simple pleasures nature provides us on a daily basis.
The two of us