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My self-summary
Dreamer, writer, comedian. Big heart and a bigger notebook.

I love to write, whether it's comedy or just general fiction.

I am a huge movie buff. While I will always and forever enjoy quality filmmaking, I also have a special affinity for bad movies that I can just laugh at.

I love to learn new things.
What I’m doing with my life
I got my degree in Psychology from University of Northern Colorado, and I aim to use this in HR. Right now, I'm working in operations management to climb that ladder. I love my employees and I'd do anything for them.

Comedy is huge for me. The power of laughter is so underestimated, and I want to use that to being people happiness and healing.

I dabble in journalism. I've written for a few websites and magazines and done editing. I don't do as much currently but I'm looking into other opportunities.

Health has become a huge part of my life: fast food only once in a long while, juicing vegetables, and cooking my own food. Turns out, those benefits are legit! Running isn't easy, but I'm pushing myself further every day.

I'm learning guitar because I want to get back into making music.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.

Storytelling. I'll turn any story into the most gripping thing you've ever heard.

I recently started using a slow cooker, and I think it might be a magic cauldron. So you could say I am really good at putting stuff into a heated bowl and waiting for 10 hours. Seriously though, I make a MEAN stir fry.
The first things people usually notice about me
People tell me that my smile is mischievous and it looks like I'm plotting something. These people are usually correct.

My personality. You will never meet another person like me. And that's a guarantee. In a good way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-Butt Atlas
-If On a Winter's Night a Traveler (a total mind trip)
-Finnegans Wake
-House of Leaves (2spooky4me)

-The Big Lebowski
-The Crow
-Micmacs a tire-larigot
-Punch-Drunk Love
-Mad Max: Fury Road

-Arrow/The Flash
-Parks & Recreation
-30 Rock
-Arrested Development

Music: Just about anything, though I am very drawn to music that gets creative with what it has.
-The Burroughs
-My Morning Jacket
-Sigur Ros
-Destroyer (There's a story behind this)

I literally like everything.
The six things I could never do without
-High Fives! How awesome are high fives? Way awesome.
-Purple. Purple is the best color.
-Dancing. Who doesn't love dancing?
-My heart. I don't know what I would do without it. Probably die.
-The ability to scratch an itch. Life would suck if you were itchy and no one had invented scratching yet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How badass it would be if I was a wizard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Possibly out, possibly at the movie theater. Wherever the night takes me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In this space, I used to have "I want to try stand-up comedy," but I am thrilled to state that I have tried it, and it went incredibly well.

I totally sing along to whatever is playing when I'm driving. I've locked eyes with people across the intersection, and mentally let them realized that they're having way less fun driving than I am.

Out of sheer curiosity, I read "Fifty Shades of Grey" to completion. I didn't like it at all.
You should message me if
If you need a sidekick. Or even if you don't.

Just do it. It'll be awesome.

The messenger window is right up there.