34 Oakland, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
Ultimately, looking for someone to do life with :)

I have three basic requirements if you wanna date :)

1)Be slightly creative or at least appreciate an artistic woman
2) be spiritual or open to the fact that I am a tarot reading witch essentially.
3) be someone who doesn't want kids. Ever. Like never ever ever. Please be mature enough to know where you stand on that topic :)

I'm all for fun dates, but I am not interested in dating people who might someday want kids/family. It doesn't end well.

And one more thing. Stop with the offers of sex. Especially you guys who send messages to someone who's not even flirting with you. I get around a dozen a day. It's not cute. I'm not flattered. It's annoying. Like...deeply disturbing at times. I get that you guys are online and you feel like you can say whatever the fuck you want. Just know that honestly it's really not welcome.

Ok. Done with the serious stuff

As you can tell...outspoken
Im sassy as all hell
but also incredibly generous/giving/loyal and a huge romantic.
Creativity in spades, I'm a working artist, silly,
entrepreneurial and successful with it...
very feminine. Nature lover, RV owner.
Snuggly. Pretty monogamous
Conversations with depth turn me on.

To quote Sir Mix A lot: an LA face with an Oakland booty. Hourglass figure, built for a man who loves curves

I love fellow entrepreneurs, artists, creators, travelers, people who are curious about the world. I don't work 9-5 which really is fun and allows me to travel. It would be rare to find someone with freedom.

I'm equally comfortable at an art opening
( I work at an amazing art gallery) as I am playing Playstation in my pajamas or camping in the woods. (I love video games for their artistic merits, honestly) Very silly at times...I love to laugh. 10+ years in BDSM (with committed partners) but your parents would never guess ;)

I'm pretty witchy. Into Tarot, shamanism, meditation. I'm very committed to a practice of personal growth: Ayahuasca is an amazing experience, and has become an important part of my life. That said, I'm also down to earth and can hang with just about anyone, logical, business-types and atheists included. I welcome diversity of opinions.

Travel is important to me.
Not just to exotic destinations, but all places in between. Small towns, run down places too. The idea of a year long road trip across the US in a RV sounds like heaven to me. Wanna travel together? I have a pretty sweet vintage campervan and a huge love affair with the desert, oceans and forests surrounding us

I live on the edge of Emeryville/Oakland....and am in San Francisco often enough. I don't mind the thought of dating someone outside the Bay, especially if it means spending more time on a farm :) I can imagine myself moving somewhere more rural someday...especially if I can garden.

I'd love to find someone exceptional in some way. Talented, funny, successful...someone who lights me up.
A best friend who I can't keep my hands off ;) true partnership, friendship on fire. A relationship where we make it even more possible for each other to shine and contribute good into the world.

That said, I do take things slow, and believe in being friends before anything else. Connection takes time and anything worthwhile is worth waiting for. Ultimately, I'd love a partner to go deep with ♡♡♡ You know, co-habitation: The final frontier. Someone to share a home with, a big shop space for creating and a round table to gather friends around for Sunday brunch. I want a creative life full of projects and travel with my partner

This last paragraph is meant to scare you off. If it hasn't, awesome :) xo

P.S My pics are all recent, I'm actually 38 though I don't feel it. My best friend is 23, I'm told I pass for 27...but yes...time flies! Good genes here. If that bothers you, ah well. I believe age is pretty irrelevant
What I’m doing with my life
Self employed
I run a few businesses and enjoy a lot of freedom.

Most dear to my heart is..helping run an art gallery here in Oakland. We show video, installation and visionary work.

I paint, and sculpt

And also, Ayahuasca ceremonies as needed
I’m really good at
being nurturing and affectionate. Disarming people with my Canadian friendliness. cuddling. sticking with things, reading people. rapping (poorly). making stuff. bringing something interesting to the table. initiating adventures. making things grow. taming wild things.
The first things people usually notice about me
Booty. And a sensuality so thick you could spread it on toast
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
authors: Byron Katie, Abraham / Esther Hicks, Eckhart Tolle
The Power of Attraction. Finite and Infinite Games

TV: Reno 911, adult cartoons, The Office, Little Britain

music: I love outdoor music festivals and will gladly get on a plane to go to a good one. Priorities. Priorities.
To name a few: MUTEK (montreal) DEMF (detroit electronic music festival) treasure island music fest, and yes, burning man (though i am not a "burner" by any means)

more music: gang gang dance, SBTRKT, fleet foxes, the beatles, beruit, matmos, iron and wine. mazzy star. the shins. jeff buckley, bat for lashes. fever ray , the knife, owen pallett. noise, drone, glitch, dubstep, funk, soul, 80's cheese, old school 90's hip hop, like black moon, smif n wesson, aaliyah, some gangsta rap believe it or not

food: anything but wheat. im pretty turned on to the paleo diet these days.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
learning to scuba dive (I love to snorkel in Monterey)
science and art, and where the two intersect
wealth creation
singing lessons
vintage Porsches & vintage campervans
poverty and class issues. street art. travel to: Iceland, Italy, Costa Rica, Austrailia, Spain, Scandinavia. Design. gardening. music. psychedelics. DMT. ayahuasca. shamanism. tantra. how to live with my heart open. BDSM (10+ years now exploring...) how to make a long term, committed relationship work...and be inspiring and supportive at the same time.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am not a 9-5'er so fridays do not stand out for me. I'm just as likely to stay up late on a wednesday night. Sometimes I'm out dancing, or maybe at home with a friend and a film. (pretty sweet set up: projected movies in bed!) if I'm lucky I'm at a hot spring getting witchy. Or I'm working on art. I'm mellowing out these days, and finding more pleasure in simple things...but I still love to dance, check out bands, attend art openings and what not. Typical retired hipster stuff.
You should message me if
like me, you are happy to not procreate.

I do not want kids...but I do want a lasting partnership. I'm looking for someone who feels the same way. If that describes you...please let me know!

The rest of this stuff is gravy:
~you're silly, you're able to get ridiculous
~you dream of an urban homestead and love animals: chickens, bees, gardens
~you're extroverted / have a big personality
~you have done some work on yourself, you are emotionally available
~you value stability. this includes financial stability
~you love love
~you love nature: hiking, diving, snorkeling, camping, hot springs...
~you like to make stuff
~you wanna go out dancing
~you have a stellar music or film collection you want to introduce me to

this next part offends some. so if you are easily offended, we are probably not a great fit . Everyone has their preferences right? I have been turned down for being curvy, too tall, too outspoken. To say that physical stuff doesnt matter is silly.

Ive never really cared about height. But I do care about length ;)
Nothing less then a solid 7 inches please. Just to give you an idea, a dollar bill is just over 6 inches long. (men seem to have an inability to measure correctly lol)

Women are at a disadvantage. We have no way of telling!
I'm trying to avoid dating for a month only to find out I'm a size queen and you are packing 4 inches.

Does this mean I'm looking for casual sex? No, no, no, and no.
I assure doesn't. Casual sex doesn't interest me.
Am I really the first girl to mention this in her profile? well...I hope I at least made you laugh


p.s online dating is completely fraught with weirdo's and scammers, men who don't read profiles, countless time wasters and other bad news bears. If she seems a little uptight, perhaps that is why. You men seriously have no idea. This place is full of landmines, be extra kind! Xo