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My self-summary
Ultimately, looking for someone to do life with :)

I have five basic requirements if you wanna date :)

1) Be creative or at least appreciate an artistic woman. Art is my thing.
2) Be spiritual or open to the fact that I am a tarot reading witch essentially.
3) Be someone who doesn't want kids. Ever. Like never ever ever. Please be mature enough to know where you stand on that topic :)
4) Be snuggly and affectionate. It's winter and my house is heated poorly. Plus hugs keep you healthy.
5) Be silly. Be willing to look stupid. Laugh, often. Sarcasm, puns, wit, charades, I love it all. I'm realizing as I get older just how important this is. This world is crazy but having someone to laugh with everyday makes it all worthwhile.

And one more thing. The constant, daily offers of casual sex? The answer is no. Thanks for asking.

Ok! Done with the serious stuff

As you can tell...I am outspoken (just look at the length of this profile!)
but also very considerate, nurturing, loyal.
Creativity in spades, I'm a working artist, very silly, entrepreneurial and successful...
very feminine. Nature lover, RV owner.
Pretty monogamous and romantic, not interested in dating a ton of people (I'm rather picky honestly) Slightly dominant/alpha.

Conversations with depth turn me on.
I'm happiest at intimate events, dinner parties, out in nature or cozy with you at home.

To quote Sir Mix A lot: an LA face with an Oakland booty. Hourglass figure, built for a man who loves curves

I love fellow entrepreneurs, artists, creators, travelers, people who are curious about the world. I don't work 9-5 which is fun and allows me to travel. It would be great to find someone with similar freedom.

I'm equally comfortable at an art opening
( I work at an amazing art gallery) as I am playing Playstation in my pajamas or camping in the woods. (I love video games for their artistic merits, honestly)

I'm spiritual and into Tarot, shamanism, meditation. I'm very committed to a practice of personal growth: Ayahuasca is an amazing experience, and has become an important part of my life. That said, I'm also down to earth and can hang with just about anyone, logical, business-types and atheists included. I welcome diversity of opinions.

Travel is important to me.
Not just to exotic destinations, but all places in between. Small towns, run down places. The idea of a year long road trip across the US in a RV sounds like heaven to me. Wanna travel together? I have a pretty sweet vintage campervan and a huge love affair with the desert, oceans and forests surrounding us

I live on the edge of Emeryville/Oakland ....and am in San Francisco often. I don't mind the thought of dating someone outside the Bay, especially if it means spending more time on a farm :) I can imagine myself moving somewhere more rural someday...especially if I can garden.

I'd love to find someone who lights me up.
A best friend who I can't keep my hands off ;) true partnership, friendship on fire. A relationship where we make it even more possible for each other to shine and contribute good in the world.

That said, I do take things slow, and believe in being friends before anything else. Connection takes time and anything worthwhile is worth waiting for. Ultimately, I'd love a partner to go deep with ♡♡♡ You know, co-habitation: The final frontier. Someone to make a cozy home with, a big shop space for creating and a round table to gather friends around for Sunday brunch. I want a creative life full of projects and travel with my partner

This last paragraph is meant to scare you off. If it hasn't, awesome :) xo

P.S My pics are all recent, I'm actually 38 though I don't feel it. My best friend is 23, I'm told I pass for 27 or so...but yes...time flies! Good genes here. If that bothers you, ah well. I believe age is pretty irrelevant
What I’m doing with my life
Self employed
I run a few businesses and enjoy a lot of freedom.

Most dear to my heart is..helping run an art gallery here in Oakland. We show video, installation and visionary work.

I paint, and sculpt

And also, Ayahuasca ceremonies as needed
I’m really good at
being nurturing and affectionate. Disarming people with my Canadian friendliness. cuddling. sticking with things, reading people. rapping (poorly). making stuff. bringing something interesting to the table. initiating adventures. making things grow. taming wild things.
The first things people usually notice about me
My grandious Booty. And a sensuality so thick you could spread it on toast
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
authors: Byron Katie, Abraham / Esther Hicks, Eckhart Tolle
The Power of Attraction. Finite and Infinite Games

TV: Reno 911, adult cartoons, The Office, Little Britain

music: I love outdoor music festivals and will gladly get on a plane to go to a good one. Priorities. Priorities.
To name a few: MUTEK (montreal) DEMF (detroit electronic music festival) treasure island music fest, and yes, burning man (though i am not a "burner" by any means)

more music: gang gang dance, SBTRKT, fleet foxes, the beatles, beruit, matmos, iron and wine. mazzy star. the shins. jeff buckley, bat for lashes. fever ray , the knife, owen pallett. noise, drone, glitch, dubstep, funk, soul, 80's cheese, old school 90's hip hop, like black moon, smif n wesson, aaliyah, some gangsta rap believe it or not

food: anything but wheat. im pretty turned on to the paleo diet these days.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
learning to scuba dive (I love to snorkel in Monterey)
science and art, and where the two intersect
wealth creation/new business ideas
singing lessons
vintage Porsches & vintage campervans
poverty and class issues. street art. travel to: Iceland, Italy, Costa Rica, Austrailia, Spain, Scandinavia. Design. gardening. music. psychedelics. DMT. ayahuasca. shamanism. tantra. how to live with my heart open. how to make a long term, committed relationship work...and be inspiring and supportive at the same time.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am not a 9-5'er so fridays do not stand out for me. I'm just as likely to stay up late on a wednesday night. Sometimes I'm out dancing, or maybe at home with a friend and a film. (pretty sweet set up: projected movies in bed!) if I'm lucky I'm at a hot spring getting witchy. Or I'm working on art. I'm mellowing out these days, and finding more pleasure in simple things...but I still love to dance, check out bands, attend art openings and what not. Typical retired hipster stuff.
You should message me if
like me, you are happy to not procreate

I do not want kids...but I do want a lasting, happy, healthy partnership. I'm looking for someone who feels the same way. If that describes you...please let me know!

The rest of this stuff is gravy:
~you're silly, you're able to get ridiculous
~you dream of an urban homestead and love animals: chickens, bees, gardens
~you have done some work on yourself, you are emotionally available
~you value stability. this includes financial stability
~you love love
~you love nature: hiking, diving, snorkeling, camping, hot springs...
~you like to make stuff
~you have a stellar music or film collection you want to introduce me to

this next part offends some, and I'm not trying to send the wrong message, but...physical connection is important if something is going to last

Ive never really cared about height. But I do care about length ;)
Nothing less then a solid 7 inches please. Just to give you an idea, a dollar bill is just over 6 inches long. (men seem to have an inability to measure correctly lol)

Women are at a disadvantage. We have no way of telling!
I'm trying to avoid dating for a month only to find out I'm a size queen and you are packing 4 inches.

Does this mean I'm looking for casual sex? No, no, no, and no.
I assure doesn't. Casual sex doesn't interest me.
Am I really the first girl to mention this in her profile? well...I hope I at least made you laugh


p.s online dating is completely fraught with weirdo's and scammers, men who don't read profiles, countless time wasters and other bad news bears. If she seems a little uptight, perhaps that is why. You men seriously have no idea. This place is full of landmines, be extra kind! Xo