40 Chattanooga, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a self motivated forward thinker. I have an odd sense of humor. I laugh at stuff I probably shouldn't. I cook, clean, draw, paint, stay in shape and do Kung Fu. I've written stories and songs. I've sold my art all over the country and had many gallery openings. I'm not the typical lazy fat guy who sits on the couch. Marine, boxer, trapeze artist, wrestler so no worries about my heart giving out. I have my own house, it's normal, not a basement. I have my own money, but like anyone, I could use more. I have a car and a very stable income. I do not look like John Merrick (if you know who that is without Google I'll give you a foot massage).
What I’m doing with my life
Taking care of my genius kid. Working for the railroad (really) Staying busy, fixing my house up, staying in shape, drawing, painting, reading, Kung fuing. Searching for a lady, singular, who likes fun and a guy like me. Random acts of madness, random acts of kindness. Trying to finish a book I've been working on called Lord Humoungous Rides Again.
I’m really good at
Treating girls like gold. Taking physical abuse ;) . Drawing, painting, cooking, massages, surprising people. I'm good at lateral thinking, problem solving, beating up tough guy ex-boyfriends, and being a villain when needed but I'd rather not. I'm good at chopping wood, building fires, wrestling lions and all that other stuff most guys can't do anymore.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look very little like The Creature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies; Creature from the Black Lagoon, Fight Club, Wolfman, Snatch, Dr. Strangelove, Blue Velvet, any old Universal Horror, V for Vendetta, most comic book movies, any brain-bender like Inception, Pii, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. The Elephant Man, Night of the Living Dead, 12 Monkeys. Books; Slaughterhouse 5, Bluebeard, Fight Club, Rant, Mensa puzzlebooks, The High Window, Trouble is My Business, Smoke and Mirrors, Hi*Fructose, The Punisher, Captain America, Daredevil, The Graveyard Book, Psychology Today, The Score, The Universe Next-door, old crime fictions like the Maltese Falcon. Bands; Alkaline Trio, Rancid, Social Distortion, Horror Pops, the Pogues, The Black Keys, Tiger Army, Rise Against, Misfits, Unknown Hinson, the Clash, Johnny Cash M. Ward, Mumford & Son, Roger Allen Wade. TV; The Simpson's, The Walking Dead, Boardwalk Empire, Justified, Futurama, Big Bang Theory, Three Stooges, old Tom & Jerry cartoons, East bound &Down, Family Guy, Oddities, the science channel. Food; just about anything except onions and mayonnaise. I have a soft spot for rare steaks topped with bleu cheese. Sushi is always good.
The six things I could never do without
My kid, Pencil, paper, food, air water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Raising my kid to deal with any possibility and having fun with him. How bizarre the world really is. Comets hitting earth. Kung Fu. Sketches. Stories I'm working on. Songs I'm working on. My house. If I'm in good enough shape to survive just about anything. Increasing my brain. Finding a lady to have crazy fun with and treat like a queen. If there is any contest I could win against Superman. Why can't I write for Futurama? What makes people tic. When will I ever get enough sleep. How a guy; in shape, his own money, car, house, not ugly, can't find a pretty, smart and fun girl to go see movies with or make fried potatoes for. I've figured out most of the big mysteries except that one.
On a typical Friday night I am
Kung Fu. Then who knows. Possibly swimming in a particular lagoon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no clue what I'm doing
You should message me if
You like having fun. You want to talk to someone a bit odd (well, really odd but not odd looking) you want someone to treat you like you want to be treated, you want someone who can do heavy lifting for you and you can take out in public, somebody to buy you a drink or two, you're nice but a bit different. Like the stuff I like, want to tell me about something I might like. You like a guy you don't have to support. You may be interested in letting me sketch you or paint your picture. You have nothing to do and you want to vent. You like a guy that likes giving foot rubs. None of these are a joke, even the last one is true.