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My self-summary
Do people actually read these?

The extras that people may not agree with but should be mentioned, a disclaimer per say:

Most of my laughing is a result of ball busting so you have to be able to take it. My sense of humor may offend some, Sooner football is my religion. I like turtles. I'm scared of midgets and clowns. The Lakers are dumb and so is salad. And Pepsi. Pepsi is dumb.

Whew, glad to get that off my chest.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a professional and I love my career, it's very conducive to my ADD personality.

I have a masters in Psychology but somehow ended up staying in property management. I have a great job in asset management that I love and it has allowed me to meet so many great people and continue to move ahead in my career.

I have a son. He's amazing and hilarious.
I’m really good at
making people feel comfortable, making people laugh. for some crazy reason, people tell me all their secrets within the first 15 minutes of meeting me...

I've been told I'm a great kisser...and I could confirm that. I love to be sensual, take control of the kiss, mold your mouth to mine...
The first things people usually notice about me
My shoes...they are usually tall and sparkly...and my long hair, my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Love to make dinners at home but Mexican is one of my all time favorites. Love to make drinks and laugh. i am more John Mayer, the National, Counting Crows and some Eminem.

i read ANYTHING i can get my hands on. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to read. mostly fiction...mostly guilty pleasures.
Six things I could never do without
High heels
*my son is a given
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
It's never the same...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I would need to see your face when I tell you ;)
You should message me if
You have figured out how to turn invisible, invented magnetic aluminum, and want to share that knowledge or you would like to buy me shoes. Or if you have ever made someone laugh so hard that they either A) had their drink come out their nose or B) peed their pants.
The two of us