crispy_crab
35 Beaverton, United States
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My self-summary
What I’m doing with my life
Organ donors:
You have to die in a hospital to pass on your organs so sayeth the Internet.
Understandable, but I don't think most people realize that.
The first things people usually notice about me
..is that I am bumping into something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Comedy, monster movies, horror

Unrelated:
I like amphibians, marsupials and colorful birds.
If it is unusual or cuddely I'll usually like it.

I love Twiztid.
Would love to find more great hiphop like them.
The six things I could never do without
I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings.
I have no rival, no man can be my equal.
Take me to the future of your world.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

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Swirling squiggeling thoughts.
Oh wait, that's just the snakes in my brain.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

I hate bacon and I hate mayonnaise.
I don't have a driver's license.
You should message me if
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