Cristastrophy, like catastrophe? but not? get it?
I just saw that it also reads as Crista's Trophy. And I am stupid.
That is my trophy. For being stupid. That's my life in a nutshell: thinking I'm ahead of the game but really the game is over and they're turning off all the lights in the stadium.
Frequently writes about sports, more frequently yells at them. I eat a lot. Ferbies scare me. It confuses me why people wait on line for Shake Shack.
April Ludgate personified and much more mean.
Saying I'm not hungry and then eating your food.