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My self-summary
So I thought my username was clever, right?
Cristastrophy, like catastrophe? but not? get it?
I just saw that it also reads as Crista's Trophy. And I am stupid.
That is my trophy. For being stupid. That's my life in a nutshell: thinking I'm ahead of the game but really the game is over and they're turning off all the lights in the stadium.
What I’m doing with my life
I don't even know. I want to travel anywhere and everywhere and experience the world in a different light. I get claustrophobic in my own skin a lot. Also a personal trainer. People pay me to yell at them.

Frequently writes about sports, more frequently yells at them. I eat a lot. Ferbies scare me. It confuses me why people wait on line for Shake Shack.

April Ludgate personified and much more mean.
I’m really good at
Judging from afar.
Saying I'm not hungry and then eating your food.
Forgetting English.
The first things people usually notice about me
You mean before it's too late?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am a painful and very accurate stereotype so I'll let your imagination fill this in on its own.
Six things I could never do without
Spoiler alert: they're all food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My constant existential crisis on this constantly turning blighted star we have named Earth.
You should message me if
you so chose. In all honesty, I should come with a warning label. If you have something interesting to say or talk about, that'd be super.
The two of us