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My self-summary
Professional world traveler.
Semi professional mountain biker and skier.
Decent freestyle rapper.
Adequate Information Technology auditor.

I work for a financial services company as an IT Auditor. It is a strong candidate for nerdiest/most anal job ever, but its an international travel festival. Basically I fly all over the world to give bad news to people about their IT environments. Just don't ask me details on what I do, because I literally do not know.

Im struggling to get beyond the denial phase of the fact I have resorted to online dating, but I've spent the last 4 years of my life renovating my house, so the only girls I've meet are at the check out counter of Home Depot...I Wanna give a shout out to Jeniqua, thanks for letting me use that 10% off coupon like 20 times. I love you girl.

One other quick fun fact: I'm pretty shallow and love making ski videos of myself:
What I’m doing with my life
Living my life by the maxim: "What happens after you die? Plenty of stuff - it just doesn't involve me." Translation: I don't believe in an afterlife.

I travel about 10 weeks a year for my job to some pretty cool spots: Malta, South Africa, Europe a lot. And then making the locals cry when they read my IT audit report.

Fixing up my 5,000 year old crappy house in South Boston and making it look a lot less crappy and old. Now that Im done I do a lot of fitness crap: Crossfit, yoga, gym, eating chia seeds.

Skiing and mountain biking.
I’m really good at
carpentry (tiling, woodwork,framing, etc). i should be though after spending a substantial chunk of 4 years doing it.

adventure sports....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: i don't think Ive ever actually read an entire "book". if they don't put me to sleep the ADD goes into turbo mode and my eyes just skim over the pages.

movies: ski and bike movies to get pumped up. Pump it.

food: anything

music: thievery corporation, zero 7, B.I.G, shins, broken bells, cunning linguists, people under the stairs, classic rock. basically anything that will either get me pumped up, or help me relax (although classic rock does neither). tons of indi stuff from ski and bike movies- trust me...its good.
Six things I could never do without
this is a tough one, all I could come up with is international travel, skiing, and biking. Id say my family (even though Im an only child) but my parents will eventually pass away so I will have to live without them. Dont really have a choice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
“Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures".”

― Robin Williams
On a typical Friday night I am
Last 4 years: working on my house.
Future Fridays: crossfit, then going out in Boston.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think tattoos are yucky
You should message me if
You are smart, agree to like 100% of my jokes, like travelling, and the outdoors.

Also you have to be extremely good looking. I am easily one of the top 100 Best Looking IT auditors ever. Or if you understand that was a joke.
The two of us