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My self-summary
Learning about myself. Liking some of my findings.
What I’m doing with my life
That's enough out of you okc. You sound like my mom. I don't get on your case for your shortcomings as a dating site. Careful or I'm gonna put you in a home and tinder til the cows are blue in the face.
I’m really good at
Rant and rave? Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound
Listening to people. I used to work with troubled kids and it's a
habit of mine to shut up and figure out where people are coming
from. Putting on a smile when dealing with the most unreasonable of people at work. Oh, and making out. I'm solid at that
The first things people usually notice about me
Aside from the swagger? Tall, lanky, and devilishly handsome. Or that I'm shamelessly checking out your boobs
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Picture of Dorian Grey, Candide, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Dry, any crappy crime thriller. I'm eclectic. Infinite Jest. Just kidding! I haven't read that shit. Trying to be a douchebag.

Movies: Fight Club, The Usual Suspects, American History X, Kids, China Town, American Beauty, Clerks. Anything with Spacey, Ed Norton, Daniel Day-Lewis .

Shows: The Wire, Californication, Hannibal, Sherlock, Game of Thrones, New Girl. Pretty much any comedy that is about a crew of friends

Music: Tribe, Atmosphere, The Roots, Aesop, Gangstarr, Slick Rick. The Beatles and alike Brit rock bands.I like what i grew up with.

Food: Cuban, Sushi, Indian, Mexican, lots and lots of meat
Six things I could never do without
Buster, Murphy, and Lydia the cats, THIS SITE IS NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!! I can count them as one thing if i wish.

Time with my people and fam.

Feeding my brain with new ideas through convo, books, music, and even TV. How did I almost forget TV? My first love.

Love, intimacy, sex, fucking, and masturbation. I make distinction between these, though they often often manifest simultaneously. Pretty dope when that happens.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That we are in the dark ages of pop culture and do teenagers realize how lame it is to be emo and defeated? How do my friends with masters still not have jobs in their fields. Isn't doggystyle a stupid name for a position that like every animal uses? Why do assholes stand in front of the door of the subway when they know people need to get out before they can get on. What is wrong with the world that so many people's best option to meet a prospective date is on a site? Is this my life? Remember when we used to meet naturally? Just to name a few. Denise Richards 10 years ago. Mila Kunis now... like right fucking now. Oh, and sex... a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually I have to work. If not, I can be found with Allison718. She my besto. just as happy staying in with good company as i am going out and raging it. I mean, look at me, i cuddle bunnies and cats, can you imagine i rage often?

Never in a club. Fun fact about people that grew up in NYC. We stop going to clubs by the time we are legal to drink.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not looking for a serious thing but am open to it. For the first time in my life i actually kinda want to have a kid. I find most children pretty ugly. Luckily, i'm bringing good genetics to the table
You should message me if
You see me on here, get the jokes, and want to chat. Like spontaneous conversation between two clever humans.
You want to laugh with me, or at me, or make me laugh.
Also, casual sex is ok. Sometimes it's totally fucking amazing. dont be shy
The two of us