OK, I'm an average guy who has little to no drama in my life and my breath is so-so. I like my job, I have great friends and I live a pretty good life, except...I don't know what the deal is- whether it's this freaky weather or my lack of premium cable channels, but lately I've been feeling like EVERY day is the same. I get up, I go to work, I come home and screw around for a few hours and then I go to bed. Rinse, lather, repeat.
I can't help but think that it would be pretty cool to meet someone special (I mean special/unique not special/crazy) to help shake up my life a bit. We are all beautiful and unique snowflakes...some of us are just a little flakier than others.
It's not all bad though; sometimes drunk women get extra flirty with me because I remind them of their junior high crush.
UPDATE: The braces are off, but now I have a stupid upper and lower retainer that cause my speech to be unintelligible and full of spittle. Yep- I'm quite the catch!
Movies: I enjoy movies that depict officers of the law as bad guys and vigilante truck drivers as heroes.
Food: Is ginger ale a food? Damn, I hope so.
...or maybe you'd like someone to buy you a moderately priced dinner.