27 Santa Cruz, United States
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My self-summary
Im a dirty kid whos usually fishing through ashtrays to find the precious tridium halfy cigarettes to digest and enjoy. I am the captin of the ss doodah doo doo and im also a doctor and i might actually work at a hospital im not sure yet but i think i just got a job there hopefully their ashtrays are unpillaged.
What I’m doing with my life
nothing except play with my rat bob saget and get drunk with my home slices and i sit around and get high listening to creedence clearwater. i also play bass in the punk band the Amish Throwbacks.
I’m really good at
drugs and spankin it
The first things people usually notice about me
my smell
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Its always sunny in Philadelphia and George Orwell s 1984. And the Ted Bundy movie but only the first if you say the second one is better ill cut you.
The six things I could never do without
Rat drugs cigarettes booze bass and Eric Turner (and pokemanz)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Nothing...absolutely fucking nothing
On a typical Friday night I am
getting drunk with friends till i end up doing crack at the bowling alley
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Im Ted Bundy BITCH