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My self-summary
I write like a robot, but I'm pretty sure I'm more fun in 3D. I'm your favorite grumpy old man (without the gay hate) in a 25 year old's body. I get up for work at 3:30am and go to bed at 10pm on weekdays, so I'm also an old lady. At 6'5" tall, I'm Andre the Giant's smaller brother, but with less rhyming, and I mean it (I also drink a lot less than he did). I might start with some Alt-J, hop over to some NWA or Wu Tang, groove with Breakbot, ride with Marty Robbins, bop with Chuck Berry, get weird with Bjork, and end it with some Disclosure, all in an hour (I wish I knew more music verbs). I don't go to enough concerts, but I'm depending on you to fix that (not in the sugar momma way). I depend on routine, but live for spontaneity, so go figure. I like to think of myself as passionate rather than opinionated, and a connoisseur rather than pretentious (so I can be pretentious and opinionated, but I promise I'm real nice about it). I just can't help that if I like something, I really like it, and if I don't, I reeeeally don't.
(I also use parentheses way too often, I just found out)

I lived in the Czech Republic until I was 11, and have been here in Orange County for 7 years. I have a job/career AND a car, people have told me that's important to have if you're gonna pretend to be an adult.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a plumber, continuing my on the job education to become a master plumber. Eventually I will start my own business.
I’m really good at
Reading in loud environments, knowing the name of the band playing in the first few notes, not sleeping enough, cooking with whatever ingredients are in my/your house, being able to hold a conversation about any topic
The first things people usually notice about me
My height and my laugh. I've also been told I have fantastic nail beds, just need to figure out what those are.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ray Bradbury
John Irving
Piers Anthony
Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child
Wally Lamb
C.S. Lewis
So many I'm forgetting, and I appreciate, if not love, many of "the classics." It's impossible to pick a favorite book, since it changes on a monthly basis, although as a kid The Hobbit and C.S. Lewis' The Pilgrim's Regress were my favorite.

Schindler's List
The Fall (Tarsem Singh)
Saving Private Ryan
Oklahoma (Original)
West Side Story
On The Waterfront
In Bruges (!!!)
Band Of Brothers
There Will Be blood
Lars And The Real Girl
Tucker & Dale V.S. Evil
Pan's Labyrinth (Anything by Guillermo Del Toro)
An American In Paris
The City of Lost Children (Pretty much all of Jeunet and Caro's work)
Seven Psychopaths
Foreign films in general
Nicholas Winding Refn
Tarsem Singh (He's been disappointing lately)
Orson Welles
Timur Bekmambetov
The Coen Brothers
Joss Whedon
JGL is turning out to be quite the director
Guy Ritchie
Robert Rodriguez
The list goes on and on

Music: (Predominantly what I am at this very moment obsessed with)
Billie Holiday
Daft Punk
David Bowie
Dirty Projectors
Dr. Dog
Duck Sauce
Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong
Feed Me
Fever Ray
Fiona Apple
Fleet Foxes
Flight Facilities (Mostly their mixtapes)
Grizzly Bear
Jack White
Johnny Mercer
Junior Boys
Junior Senior
Kings Of Leon (Their Older Stuff)
Kishi Bashi
Lana Del Rey
LCD Soundsystem
Little Dragon
Man Man
Mr Flash
Norah Jones
Of Montreal
Peter Gabriel
Simian Mobile Disco
Sufjan Stevens
Tesla Boy
The Beach Boys
The Dead Weather
The Knife
The Morning Benders
The Mumlers
The Presets
The Rapture
The Twelves
Vampire Weekend
That's maybe just a little sample of what i like

I love trying new foods, Asian food is especially my favorite. I look for the authentic places, and try the things that most people would consider strange. Having grown up in a foreign country, I firmly believe that food is the soul of any culture.
Six things I could never do without
A good book
Tools in the truck (I don't know how many times I've been able to help someone out on the side of the road just because I had the right equipment)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My direction in life, where I am headed, what I want to achieve, who I want to emulate as role models to help me achieve my goals.
On a typical Friday night I am
could be anywhere, but probably with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
You want to. You're a grown woman (preferably), take risks in life
The two of us