44Denver, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
Sarcasm:Your body's natural defense against stupid... Is everyone on here sarcastic or is it just me? Well, I know I am, but I seem to see lots or others that are too. So if we are all sarcastic, how do we know when we're being sincere? I know this should be a summary, but I guess I'm just full of questions... Has anyone every achieved a 100% match? I THINK NOT! ;-P Anyway, I can't stand music (silence is golden,) I hate having fun (I like to sit around the house dreaming up ways to not enjoy life,) and I can't stand my job (but I'm afraid to get a new one, it might be fun!) ;) If that causes me to get a -100% match I would be forced to pursue her, because that would be an ideal date. seriously though, I'm looking around to see if there are any genuine women out there, you never know, Right? (for clarification: if you like watching sports and drinking beer, that's fine, just don't like that because you think that's what all guys like doing) I enjoy drinking, gambling, and off-roading (just not all at the same time, I'm not that coordinated) I enjoy trying new things, but I'm also a creature of habit so if I try anything new, it immediately becomes a routine? maybe not.

I am a tad sarcastic, but it's all in fun, and if your not having fun, you should change your life.I'm fairly confident we weren't put here on this earth to work and then die! Crap, I think I may have contradicted my earlier statement... If you found any of that randomness amusing, please feel free to contact me.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a full time single parent, so spending time with my son is my #1 priority, but when I'm not with him, I'm generally finding some other way to keep busy and find new things to do. Sticking to "the Plan" Learning to enjoy it. Ok, so not really "learning" but just making sure I do. I used to work a lot of hours, but it was because I enjoy what I do, not because I'm a workaholic. Now I have a job that's only 40 hours a week which gives me time for fun.
I’m really good at
Opening up more tabs in a browser than they can handle! I find interesting things to read and then before I finish one, I find more stuff. My list is getting out of control!!!

Finding the humor in life. If you miss out on the fun parts you've missed out on the best parts. I also have a problem with being a bit too honest at times...on the bright side; you'll always know where you stand with me!
The first things people usually notice about me
I guess my eyes? My keen ability to write incredibly detailed online profiles? No, that's not it.... Update: lately it's that I look like Jon Stewart or "that guy that's in all those mafia movies" unfortunately "they" can't think of who that person is ;-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: just finished the $100 start up. I've been reading lots of blogs lately for some reason. I guess I'm still looking for a good book. So I guess I'll have to go with the Isaac Asimov book I'm re-reading/ reading for the first time with my son.
I like any book that forces you to think whether it be fiction, non-fiction or a book on quantum physics, which I think falls somewhere in the middle of those two. I do a lot of reading on the internet; it's all true you know! :-P

Movies: Role Models was hilarious, The Matrix, Pulp fiction, Hot tub time Machine, Iron Man, and whatever movie my son "has" to see.
Music: Skrillex, Deadmau5, The Killers, Johnny Cash, Depeche Mode, Daft Punk, Snoop Dogg, Irish Music and on occasion, classical music. I think I just like music for the sake of music. If I find I like the tune or the lyrics, I'll listen to it. Plus I'd never turn down live music. Not much of a fan of the Country Music!

I guess I forgot about the food section. I love small local restaurants, be they Italian, Mexican, India, Thai, and American. As long as it doesn't have drive-thru or more than 5 locations I'm willing to try it.
Six things I could never do without
My son, my family, a job I enjoy, new information, friends, and some other thing I can't think of right now...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My "plan" for the future, making sure my son is becoming a good person.
(Plan is in quotes due to the fact that any good plan has to be flexible and mine may be the most flexible of all)
On a typical Friday night I am
What is this "typical Friday" you speak of?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That's difficult, If I say I'm pretty open, but leave it there, then I'm not being very open am I? Yet, I don't want to give some generic answer either... Wait, I know! I way over-analyze things and tend to have internal dialog about them, and I "may" have a slight caffine addiction.
You should message me if
My profile interested you or I angered you or made you laugh, cry, wet yourself, or you got really annoyed reading this....or you think I ramble too much and would like to tell me to stop.
The two of us