37Phoenix, United States
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My self-summary
I have a very hard time grasping the concept that it isn't 1998 anymore...

I come from a middle-class blue collar family. I was poor as a kid and pretty secure as a teen, I've been at every level of wealth and I'm comfortable in most any setting. I am content with McDonalds and yet appreciate Durant's. Very hard to find a place you can take me where I am completely out of element and uncomfortable.
I'm not afraid of getting dirty and trying to fix something instead of calling someone to fix it for me, but I also like a little chivalry and will allow the man to hold the door, or pull out my chair.
I can be incredibly cute, especially if I drink.
I bite my lower lip when I'm nervous, it's my tell. We can never play poker together now.
I live my life by the "Golden Rule" even when others don't.
I am a good person. I want to see the good in people and I'm compassionate even when pushed to my limits. I'm also incredibly snarky. Sarcastic, funny, and silly.
Not fat, but I curve in the correct areas.
Not crazy, but I have to dance when The Cure comes on no matter where I am, that's a rule.

I am divorced, but we are friends. I have 2 little girls that i adore.

I have had the same group of friends since high school, most of whom I didn't actually go to school with, but they are all either married or still wanting to go out and party and not settle down. I'm kind of in a world between the two. I don't have anywhere to really meet people. I spent years in bars and clubs and i think that part of me burnt out. I am still fun and enjoy going out, but as an occasion, not as a regular pass time.

I am a huge dork.

I like silliness, someone willing to watch old movies with me, honesty, long talks late at night til you realize it's morning.

I am looking for a man who is kind, funny, kinda edgy, and has a good heart.
What I’m doing with my life
Running a store, raising 2 beautiful girls, and doing the best I can.
I’m really good at
I am the queen of making up words when there isn't one that fits the situation.
I am brilliant at karaoke even though in most situations I'm pretty shy and don't like all eyes on me.
I make a wicked good cheeseburger casserole and bake cookies, cake, and all sorts of treats when I'm stressed, sick, or tired. Then don't eat them myself.
I can sell anything.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually i get remarks about my eyes...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book- classics, Hamlet, Great Expectations

Music- I love all kinds of music... Except rap and death metal. Grunge never REAAALLY died. My iPod shuffles from Willie Nelson to Adele to Smashing Pumpkins to The Monkees to Janet Jackson and back to Johnny Cash regularly.

Movie- I have multiple personalities with movies. Gone With The Wind is my all time favorite, but I can quote Kevin Smith movies and Army of Darkness better than most guys I know.

Shows- Doctor Who, The Monkees, M*A*S*H*, Murder, She Wrote, Beverly Hills 90210, Buffy, Law and Order: SVU, CSI, How I Met Your Mother, Glee, The Big Bang Theory, 2 Broke Girls, Eureka
Six things I could never do without
There are no real THINGS I couldn't without... But losing some would make it less comfortable.
1. My kids.
2. My iphone (I'm not materialistic at all, but I'm super paranoid without the ability to call for help)
3. Metholatum.
4. Coke. The cola kind. I freely admit i have issues with caffeine addiction.
5. My mom.
6. No idea what else... I'll get back to you
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Normal stuff like why Donald doesn't wear pants, yet covers himself when he gets outta the shower...
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or hanging out at home with my kids. If I am not on mommy duty, I'm at a dive bar with my friends playing pool, or just catching up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm borderline OCD and it comes out in strange ways... Not scary, but kind of amusing.
You should message me if
You wanna get to know me better... Don't bother if you are looking for a booty call.
I'm not forward. I don't go after guys.
If I don't reply, it isn't meant to be mean, but if you are completely not my type, I won't waste time pretending.
I won't reply to cheesy pick up lines. Tell me something about yourself, like why you emailed me.
The two of us