Yup, Ernest and I….Clones!!... just like Arnold and Danny in 'Twins'….
And now You!!
Please be reasonably bright (I refuse to have 'a battle of wits' with 'an unarmed' Lady!), fit and/or thin, with great legs (I'm a True Leg Man at heart)…you must look good in a bikini!!…I am/I do, 'topless' (see attached photos!)….AND Look like your posted photos today, not from 'yesteryear!'…be warm/affectionate and like to kiss me and be kissed….I've been told I'm very good at it….wanna field test?...It would be best that you have a car, so we could take turns visiting each other?…I live on 'THE LAKE' in NJ…'The Hamptons?'….Ha!!
I enjoy 'pushing the bubble' on curvy roads with Mitzy, my little red sports car, and I think 'she' likes it! I enjoy a good martini and prefer wines that are either 'flaccid but absurd', or 'bold but not impertinent!' In this oftentimes insane world, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!...
I'm in good shape ( especially for a man of my age, by cracky!)....6 foot tall, usually hovering around 200 pounds.. I've been told I have 'Smiling Blue Eyes'. Please note: I wear glasses... I don't have anything remotely resembling a 'Fabio Mane'....I've got a healthy helopad evolving on the back of my noggin' and my hairline is rising...It really sucks! Ever read the book 'Into Thin Hair?'....A real 'Hair Raiser', right? On my end, I seldom get into anyone's 'hair'.... I easily mix/mesh with all types of people, regardless to gender, race, religion, economic or educational status....I'm a people person!
You can observe a lot just by watching.
Making predictions... it's very difficult.....especially about the future!
Trying not to make too many wrong mistakes….Have you ever made a 'right mistake?'……I have many times…..
That it ain't what you don't know that can hurt you....it's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
It was a toss-up between the old gray bearded guy and Moi for the Dos Equis beer 'most fascinating Man' TV commercials….He won….I was runner-up….:-( I drink Modelo Especial just to try to get even!)
I once had to defibrillate a sea turtle….He remained shell-shocked for the rest of his life….I hope he can come out of it….
Being alone...I hate it….me, myself and I are always getting into arguments (but at least we have each other!)
PS....I didn't write this....Ernest did!!