65Lake Hopatcong, United States
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My self-summary
I like to fancy myself a modern-day Ernest Hemingway...Multi-layered/faceted, complex...a brash, brooding, feisty, fit, hard drinkin'/hard hittin' clone...I just haven't written any books or driven an ambulance in a civil war yet., Damn!..He liked to fish for sharks and I like to dive with them! I ain't like 'The Old Man and the Sea', but I'm beginning to morph into 'The Old Man IN the Sea'....NOT GOOD!...When I ponder 'For Whom the Bell Tolls', it's because someone's buzzing my front door, or my EZ Pass didn't take….

Yup, Ernest and I….Clones!!... just like Arnold and Danny in 'Twins'….

And now You!!

Please be reasonably bright (I refuse to have 'a battle of wits' with 'an unarmed' Lady!), fit and/or thin, with great legs (I'm a True Leg Man at heart)…you must look good in a bikini!!…I am/I do, 'topless' (see attached photos!)….AND Look like your posted photos today, not from 'yesteryear!'…be warm/affectionate and like to kiss me and be kissed….I've been told I'm very good at it….wanna field test?...It would be best that you have a car, so we could take turns visiting each other?…I live on 'THE LAKE' in NJ…'The Hamptons?'….Ha!!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in medical device sales (been so my entire professional career), an avid scuba diver (over 35 years!) and a published underwater photographer. I've been all over the world, on every continent except Antarctica, to experience and photograph the most spectacular sites (and sights?) the undersea has to offer. I especially enjoy shark encounters!...I can recall some of my adventures if you're interested (or even if you're not), and almost all of them are true! I'm originally from the South Bronx (The 'Ft. Apache' section...don't have a 'Bronx' accent, but good at parroting 'schoot dat peece of chit, ala Pachino!). I can speak fluent Jive, and can even quote Shakespeare in it! For many years I'm blessed to live on the shores of Sunny Lake Hopatcong, the largest lake in NJ, and the best kept secret in the Greater NYC Metro Area (Google it!...It's a 'Stone's Throw' from Midtown, if you've got a good arm!) I enjoy boating and hanging out on it…PanaSea, (my boat) is usually tied up on my dock out back, the hot tub's 'bubbling and beckoning' from my deck!....Champagne M'Lady? I work out on a daily basis and have embraced the concept of 'Strong Body-Strong Mind' since I was a boy of 14. I'm determined to find the last love of my life!! If you try to stop me, I'll shoot you with a Cupid's arrow and you'll see how 'pointless' your effort was! In 'counterpoint', I wanna take a direct hit….right through the heart from you!!….whoever/wherever you are…Ready, Aim, Fire!! Please hurry….I'm suffering….put me out of my misery!! You won't regret it!!
I’m really good at
My humor spans the intellectual to the inane. I specialize in puns. I'm particularly skilled in gibberish and irrelevant in incoherent babble…fluent in double talk and cerebral mumbo jumbo (Ozzie Osborne watch out!). I can wiggle my ears and give myself goosebumps in tandem! (how's that for 'Hi-Brow' talents?)... If I can't impress you with my intellect, I'll surely baffle you with BS! I enjoy and am accomplished skeet shooter (the senseless slaughter of ceramics!).
I enjoy a good martini and prefer wines that are either 'flaccid but absurd', or 'bold but not impertinent!' In this oftentimes insane world, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!...
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm never pegged for my true chronological age (in many respects I'm more like a teenager at heart!)
I'm in good shape ( especially for a man of my age, by cracky!)....6 foot tall, usually hovering around 200 pounds.. I've been told I have 'Smiling Blue Eyes'. Please note: I wear glasses... I don't have anything remotely resembling a 'Fabio Mane'....I've got a healthy helopad evolving on the back of my noggin' and my hairline is rising...It really sucks! Ever read the book 'Into Thin Hair?'....A real 'Hair Raiser', right? On my end, I seldom get into anyone's 'hair'.... I easily mix/mesh with all types of people, regardless to gender, race, religion, economic or educational status....I'm a people person!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy all forms of music except country and rap. In art, I'm intrigued by Surrealism (the fact that I find myself posting on this site is surreal!). I have a wide ranging, inquisitive palate and I'm 'game' to try just about anything. I've sampled delicacies such as fruit bat soup, kangaroo, yak, bear, muskrat, rattlesnake, alligator, duck testicles, possum, raccoon, mountain chicken, jelly fish and sea cucumber, to name a few...I drank Kava in Fiji (tastes like dish water!, and no buzz!). I enjoy movies of all genres that have a plot with some depth. I love the classic movies on the TCM channel. Movies of love/romance and/or strong emotional connection affect me (sorry Ernest...I know.....I'm a wuss!) Favorite movie? Jaws! Surprised? I'm also particularly intrigued with movies about time travel...Ever see 'The Final Countdown', 'The Time Machine' (the 60's original with Rod Taylor), 'Timeline', 'Looper' or 'Time after Time?' Very timely!
Six things I could never do without
My sense of humor, my best friends, working out, to love and be loved, (that's why I'm here!), scuba diving (of course!), good food and drink.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When you're dead, you don't know you're dead. It's just difficult for the others….It's the same when you're stupid.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
Making predictions... it's very difficult.....especially about the future!
Trying not to make too many wrong mistakes….Have you ever made a 'right mistake?'……I have many times…..
That it ain't what you don't know that can hurt's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying 'Miller Time' and screaming 'TGIF!'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was REALLY brilliant 'Way back When"…..Then with all the sex, drugs/rock 'n roll ('grew up' in the 60's/70's….booze too, of course….goes without saying!?)….The remnants leave me just your run-of-the-mill genius….
It was a toss-up between the old gray bearded guy and Moi for the Dos Equis beer 'most fascinating Man' TV commercials….He won….I was runner-up….:-( I drink Modelo Especial just to try to get even!)
I once had to defibrillate a sea turtle….He remained shell-shocked for the rest of his life….I hope he can come out of it….
Being alone...I hate it….me, myself and I are always getting into arguments (but at least we have each other!)

PS....I didn't write this....Ernest did!!
You should message me if
You like what you see and read......If you don't write me, you may regret it for the rest of your life, if you live that long!
The two of us