I am inquisitive, contemplative, and easy-going
I drive but have no car but I can contribute toward gasoline costs if you would like to travel. I have some high-powered binoculars if you would like to go sightseeing.
Please do not be put off by my describing my sexual functioning. I am just trying to be funny about myself and get people interested in finding out about me by portraying myself as sort of a biology specimen. If you would enjoy making fun of me because of my penis function that would be a plus. I need to be laughed at by people and would enjoy being playfully made fun of. I am willing to wear a leash and be led around nude.
I know that there is a significant age difference between me and most of the women on this site but I have a flexible, adventurous personality so it is not as if I have become set in my ways with age. In terms of doing obedient, silly things to amuse women, its really nothing that weird, just a need for attention and to please women.