24 Birmingham, United States
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My self-summary
I'm quite hilarious and love to laugh... a lot.... especially at my own jokes. Actually there's a very good chance I'm the only one who thinks I'm funny.
I am the queen of sarcasm and sass. If you think you're sarcastic you've probably never met me before.
Witty banter is kind of like porn to me.
I'm a big football fan and rugby fan.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm like Rihanna. I work, work, work, and then everything else is really unintelligible
I’m really good at
Making awkward situations.
Laughing louder than any normal person should.
Referencing things that no one else understands
The first things people usually notice about me
Curly red hair probably
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter and Jane Eyre (I read a lot more than that, those are just my favorite!)
Movies: The Lion King, any musical, Harry Potter, The Chronicles of Narnia, Pride and Prejudice, Disney, The Hobbit, the new Star Treks, Marvel movies, really crappy romance movies
TV: Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, 30 Rock, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Reign, American Horror Story, Scandal, How I Met Your Mother, Orange is the New Black
Music: I don't even know where to begin with this... Rush, Fall Out Boy, Florence + the Machine, Disturbed, Two Steps From Hell, Hans Zimmer, Maroon 5, Mumford and Sons, Dave Matthews Band, Breaking Benjamin, Panic! at the Disco, Fun., Evanescence
Food: Mexican Food is my absolute favorite
The six things I could never do without
1. My sisters
2. Harry Potter references
3. My cell phone
4. Naps
5. Thunderstorms
6. A blanket maybe? It get's kind of cold at night. Also they protect you from monsters, so that's convenient.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can make people happier
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing what we do everyday Pinky, try to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate funfetti cupcakes.
My weaknesses include puns and stupid jokes that only five-year-olds have any business laughing at.
I have four tattoos
You should message me if
You know how to type out a full sentence.
You are ok with making the first move.
You know how to make people laugh.