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My self-summary
I'm very analytical and logical.
I'm caring and thoughtful.
I'm only occasionally sarcastic.
I'm very patient and thoughtful.
I like to eat and drink.
I love to travel and experience new things and cultures.
I am prone to being distracted by things that aren't organized.
I enjoy crossfit.
I enjoy learning new things.
Oh, I like lists too.
What I’m doing with my life
Answering a lot of questions on a dating website.
I’m really good at
Reading maps and geography.
Witty remarks.
Random facts and trivia.
Anything listed in my self-summary, I suppose.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor and that I look like "that guy from 'the office/40 year old virgin'."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Just started reading the Bourne series.

Movies: I really like movies. What I don't like is a crappy story line, so often times chick-flicks and action movies don't appeal to me. I mean, I like action, but if the story line makes me roll my eyes, no thanks. The Bourne series, the rebooted Bond films, 'There Will Be Blood', and 'No Country For Old Men' are favorites. I like a good comedy like 'Dumb and Dumber', 'Zoolander', 'Anchorman', etc.

Shows: Anthony Bourdain, Top Gear, Breaking Bad, the Walking Dead, Big Bang Theory, Parks and Rec, South Park, Family Guy, Archer, the Sopranos, Mad Men...

Music: A little of everything... I like Frank, all the way to Metallica. Not big on country music though.

Food: Yes, please. Any and all kinds (within reason - I don't know about eating dung beetles or anything still moving). I love meat.
Six things I could never do without
Resisting the literal interperatation of 'what I could never do with out':
-A smartphone. iPhone, in my instance.
-The internet. The answer to just about everything is there.
-Meat in my diet.
-Learning something new.
-Entertainment. My preferred form is film and television.
-My under-utilized passport
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Being on vacation somewhere.
-The DH should be abolished from baseball and the American League should publicly apologize for ruining the game for so many years.
-What baseball games I would attend if I could travel through time.
-Alternative history.
-How I wish the ending of slavery and civil rights had been accomplished 100 years earlier so that the Negro Leagues never would have to existed and baseball would have been an even playing field from its inception, as opposed to 1950.
-How I wish that could've been the case for every other facet of society, for that matter.
-Astronomy, and how incredibly small we are.
-The seemingly impossible physics of space. For instance, a neutron star's density is the same as Mt Everest being condensed into a cubic centimeter. I mean really try to wrap your head around that.
-How I end up going on tangents.
-What would I do if the apocalypse happened riiighht....... now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Dinner, drinks, relaxing... anything really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear glasses sometimes.
You should message me if
... you'd like to get to know me on a personal level.


... You're Amy Schumer or Anjelah Johnson. Literally or figuratively.
The two of us