36 Indianapolis, United States
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My self-summary
In a world of swipe left or right be the kind of person that has a conversation before you decide what to do.

I used to have a serious profile description and no one cared so i switched it up.

My mom doesn't mind if you come over and spend the night. My room is in the basement. We can play games online. We have tons of AOL internet cd's. So we can play for hours as long as my mom isn't on the phone so we can connect to dial up.
What I’m doing with my life
When mom isn't talking to aunt Gina I run my loot horde through the swamp looking for secret hidden chests. We leave no survivors! I work like 15 hours a week at gamestop. So i hope you like the $1 menu at Mc Donalds. If we can collect enough cans out of the trash downtown. I'll take you to Olive garden. For unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks.
I’m really good at
Leveling up my dual magic weilding mage. Lighting bolt and fire ball i'm pretty much a god. If you sleep with me i'll let you wear my autographed Captain Kirk outfit
The first things people usually notice about me
How much i smell like basement and old lady perfume
The six things I could never do without
WOW, Skyrim, fleshlight, Kleenex, My 56k Modem, Gen Con
On a typical Friday night I am
Raiding the outposts of the far realms. Riding my bicycle to get Mt. Dew from the speedway gas station. Informing my online emenies it was in fact me who had sex with their moms last night. To clear up any misunderstandings of who their real father is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm saving money to by a Liger. I have a cat walking business called Pussy's on the go.