30Worcester, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
this was non trumpet blowing before and tend to only get messages from strange people so I'll actually try to sell myself (in a metaphorical and legal way)

I'm 5'2, brown hair (at the moment) and green eyes. I'm very energetic, can cook well but not bake, I am very passionate and from a group excercise where people had to write adjectives to describe a person, ones that kept occuring were funny, kind, intelligent, hard working and blunt.

I've been single for nearly 2 years this is just down to not meeting anyone worth being in a relationship with.
This has given me a lot of time to consider what i would like from a relationship, I appreciate i could be looking for a needle in a haystack...
my ideal partner would be adventurous, up for experiencing what the world has to offer and happy to travel the world, be intelligent... not University Challenge style but not someone who hasn't read anything since they were 12.
they also need to be funny and playful, lifes too short to be serious, what i would like to be doing in a relationship is cooking breakfast in bed on the weekend then getting up and going on an adventure somewhere, getting back and watching a movie, playing drunk board games or xbox together... i have a very active mind and body.
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a bathroom designer and work closely with plumbers. I love my job as i get to sit drawing pictures all day and have some amazing banter with the customers theres not many jobs i could get away with tricking the assistant manager into phoning a gay sex hotline.
i rent a house as Its difficult to get a mortgage alone and i don't intend on staying in this area too much longer.
enjoy running, learning, *coughs* drinking (occasionally and never alone)
I’m really good at
Art, innuendos, quizzes, making things and cooking
The first things people usually notice about me
Hate to say it but boobs
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Bernard Cornwell books, the lion king, Braveheart, Baseketball, Spartacus tv series, 80's rock, Italian food and roast chicken sandwiches
Six things I could never do without
Fun, sunshine, making people happy, work, adventures and google
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Really pointless things that I end up googling, I have amazing random knowledge that will never have any use.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching some breed of 90s comedy like bottom or Father Ted, or out with friends either a nightclub or beer garden.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't ride a bike
You should message me if
Your first question isn't going to be would I like some hot fun/to give you head/to engage in some strange fetish (seriously had a guy asking if I would like to pretend to breastfeed him while I spank him through his nappy. Not my cup of tea....

you enjoy banter and like the look and sound of me.

you think you might be my needle

you're a Nigerian Prince that wants to transfer me some money

you don't own a cardigan or have a massive beard (stubble is fine)

bonus points for Welshmen, making me laugh and not saying "hi" riveting stuff that.
The two of us