I am a standup comedian. My favorite movies are comedies although I'll watch and enjoy almost any kind of movie. I enjoy writing, entertaining, and politics. I am a diehard Pittsburgh Steelers and Pittsburgh Penguins fan. If you ain't down with that, I got two words for ya (They would be suck it). I am wanting to learn to play guitar... I have one but need to get someone to teach me (Girlfriend, looking at you). Before I die, I want to see Scotland and win an Academy Award. Neither are very realistic, but what the hell?
I'm also in love with the girl of my dreams. I'm just here for quizzes, and that's pretty much all I was here for in the first place, although I enjoy meeting new friends.
I acknowledge that I'm not much to look at (although my girlfriend implores otherwise, and she is always, ALWAYS right about such things), so I make up for it by being a good friend, and being silly and a whole lot of fun. My friends are lucky to have me in their lives. If you're intrested in being friends, drop me a line, and you may learn to love or slightly tolerate the Doctor Of Cynicisim.
I am Funny, Friendly, and Happily In Love
I also have a theme song... No, I'm not telling you.
Movies: Anything good. I'm down for everything.
Music: Classic Rock all the way.
Foods: PIZZA!!!! And spicy foods...
Religious issues are also something to think about. Though I doubt the existance of God, I am more than willing to listen to someone's reasoning of just the opposite.
How well the Steelers are gonna do each season, and how much money I could've made for the past 17 years if I had bet ten million dollars that the Pirates would have a losing record. Seriously, seventeen straight years of being the worst in baseball is absolutely unacceptable. Go Pens! Stanley Cup Champs, baby!!!!
I'm a recovering alcoholic. It was not uncommon for me to knock back 30 cocktails in one sitting. Usually more. I would recreationally use drugs such as LSD and I smoked cigars. After health crisis' I have given it up in favor of a healthier life for my loved one.
I was also homeless for a time. Don't really feel like discussing that, though.