d3sertcat
27 Minneapolis, United States
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My self-summary
Work hard, play hard, recharge and repeat. I'm always emerging from the ashes of a previous weekend, ready to party. I'm a classic ENFP with extremely high extroversion and I'm deeply empathetic.
Seeking affection, reciprocity, and companionship from folks with the maturity and capacity for patience and attentiveness.
What I’m doing with my life
Running laps around a restaurant, which I don't intend to do forever but it's been very satisfying for the time being. Totally hooked on the instant gratification and speed of the service life.

Downtime is spent staring at my cat or making friends with the bartender.
I’m really good at
Cuddling.
Stories.
Drinking.
Convincing other people to drink with me.
Being a big distraction.
Keut animal videos.
Drawing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've gotten several comments recently that I look like James Franco, or Christian Bale. It's all flattery and hearsay.

I'm the uninvited DJ at your house party and everyone is having a better time because of me.

Friendly and excitable with lots of handshakes, eye contact, and cheek kissing. Collector of random facts and bits of knowledge, used to make conversation with anybody.

Generosity, hospitality.
Scruff on my chin, messy hair, and dressed somewhere between: southern preppy, painfully hipster, and comfortably 90s. I rarely--but sometimes--manage to do all 3 at once.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: Hunter S. Thompson, Tiny Beautiful Things
MOVIES: Fargo, Die Hard, Drive, The Fifth Element
MUSIC: Daft Punk, Baths, How To Dress Well, Clams Casino, Soulwax, Chromeo, Major Lazer, Beyonce, James Blake, Sleigh Bells, Nero, Justice, Araabmuzik, Breakbot, Gucci Mane, 2 Chainz, Jay-Z, Kanye, Drake, The Weeknd, Death Grips, Kanye, Lil B (TYBG), Michael Jackson, Marvin Gaye, The XX, Empire of the Sun, The Knife, Riff Raff, Kitty Pryde, Young Fathers, SBTRKT
The six things I could never do without
1. the cheers theme song
2. my cat when she's sleeping on my american flag
3. billiards, beer, and bourbon
4. a pack of camel blues
5. freedom of movement
6. this song: http://youtu.be/y6y_4_b6RS8
7. RiFF RAFF breaks all the rules: http://youtu.be/biiy1QAZY1s
On a typical Friday night I am
Typical industry comments re: my weekend is sunday/monday/tuesday and friday/saturday are passé and for "grown ups"

When I'm not working, I'm trying to hang out with my friends in the chillzone. I'm not sure I even know what that means but that's what I'm doing.

Trying not to stay out too late or get too drunk, but it's been known to happen and I've survived thus far.
You should message me if
You have the patience for my insufferable drinking tastes and nonstop tirades on all manner of subjects. You're willing sit in my kitchen and let me make coffee or pour a cocktail down your throat, and we'll laugh at my stupid, adorable cat. Or stupid, adorable cats on the internet. Or whatever.
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You've got to be serious about fun.
If you think you can keep up, don't be afraid to say hi.
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