d_j_roomba
30 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
Texas native; I have very strong opinions about what is and what is not Tex-Mex and what can go in chili (I love you, zucchini, but no).

English major --> Democratic political campaigns --> Peace Corps in Malawi --> NY --> Business school in CT --> SF.

I can yodel and sew and light a campfire like you've never seen.
What I’m doing with my life
- Working at an education non-profit
- Traveling/hiking/camping as much as possible, like everyone else here
- Drinking/mixing cocktails that could give you salmonella
- Trying to figure out why my upstairs neighbors are playing bocce at 4 AM. They didn't invite me :(
I’m really good at
Making friends with strange dogs
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm just a rogue cop with a crazy idea and nothing to lose
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Arrested Development, 30 Rock, The League, Archer, Fringe, Firefly, Twin Peaks, Game of Thrones, Newsradio, It's Always Sunny, Veronica Mars, Happy Endings, Summer Heights High. I grew up without television and it totally backfired.

Books: CS Lewis, Madeleine L'Engle, Dorothy Sayers, David Mitchell, PD James, AS Byatt, Erik Larson, Donna Tartt, Alice Munro, Margaret Atwood, Haruki Murakami, George Eliot, Elizabeth Gaskell, Lorrie Moore, Marilynne Robinson, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, David Sedaris, Douglas Adams, Truman Capote, Flannery O'Connor.

Movies: All of them, especially Clue.
The six things I could never do without
Wikipedia, trees, coffee, cheese, Amazon Prime, jalapenos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I should eat next; Halloween costumes.
You should message me if
You don't take yourself seriously, you love living in the Bay Area, you like rock climbing, you thought you'd try online dating, you love sarcasm/"witty banter", the first thing people notice about you is your eyes (or your height - we get it, you're tall), you couldn't live without "friends, family, food, water, shelter, and my phone", you love to laugh, you like to go out but also to stay in (you're so complicated!), you're laid-back and you love to travel, you're looking for a "partner in crime", you hate drama, you work hard/play hard, you use the phrase "bonus points".

Actually, message me if you have any additions to this list. I know I'm missing some good ones. (And I also know that I'm a culprit [cocktails, camping] - sorry!)
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