35 East Grand Rapids, United States
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My self-summary
Just recently single and seeing what's out there. Funny thing is I have a devoted wife! She doesn't even know that I was on this website!
What I’m doing with my life
If I'm not working I try to catch up with family and friends. I also like to constantly watch porn and try to get as manny ladies as possible. Usually im talking to at least 8 girls a week.
I’m really good at
Cooking dinner and cleaning haha yeah right. I pretty good at cheating on my wife that I have been married with for 8 years. And the funny thing is she doesn't even know about it!
The six things I could never do without
Chapstick, snowboards, scuba diving, family, my kindle and my passport. Why would I say that? I do use my chapstick 24/7 because im OCD, snowboarding and scuba diving, haven't done that in years. I don't own a kindle my wife does and I am too busy spending my money on drinking and drugs to save up for a vacation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why am I still in west Michigan! Apparently my wife is 2 and wondering why she would put up with my shit, shes the one that should move away!
On a typical Friday night I am
Un-packing from business travels and trying to catch up with friends - otherwise going for a run, making dinner, and seeing what's on Netflix. I never run and when I do go on business trips I am typically find some girl at the bar to take back to my hotel room. I never make dinner and I like to make my wife slave in the kitchen for me to feed my fat face!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Trying this for the first time! Acutally I lied, I am on multiple dating sites!!! HAHA burn!
You should message me if
You are down to earth and enjoy the simple things in life or if you have anything AWESOME to say to a cheating bastard! Ladies enjoy!