My name is Michael. I'm a rather shy, and kind of socially awkward at times, but I promise that those are endearing qualities, not creepy ones.
Let's talk more about me. I have a very good sense of humour, I don't take myself too seriously, I think I'm a kind person (no one has ever told me otherwise), I'm incredibly honest (because I'm a terrible liar), and don't like popcorn. Deal with it.
I love the outdoors. If I had the opportunity to get dropped off in the middle of large forest and just live off the land for the rest of my life, I would. Unfortunately, people would miss me and the government likes to keep tabs on people so I may not have the opportunity to do this.
I'm one of those pretentious losers that uses a record player. In all seriousness, one of my favourite things to do is rummage through a dirty bin of records in search of a hidden gem.
I'm currently working in administration and logistics for an HVAC company.
- I have a talent for naming anything with a face
- seamlessly working television quotes into normal conversation (you'll swear you were just speaking with Chandler!)
Movies: Cool Hand Luke, Butch Cassidy, Full Metal Jacket, The Hustler, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, City of God, 7 Samurai, Bronson, The Prestige, Goodfellas, 2001... I could go on. I also very much enjoy documentaries, I could watch them all day.
Shows: It's Always Sunny, Workaholics, Parks and Rec., Community, Wilfred, Modern Family, Rick and Morty, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Bob's Burgers, Archer, The Simpsons seasons 1-12, Friends, Fraiser, Seinfeld.
Music: I love music. Anyone that has their own distinct sound will have my attention. Anyone that has done something completely different has a special place in my heart. We can talk for hours about music, if you're interested. I'm a big fan of Zappa, Beefheart, Genesis, Mars Volta (and pretty much all of Omar Rodriguez-Lopez's stuff), Can, Funkadelic, The Residents, pretty much everything else from the 70's
In no particular order:
- Pink Floyd - Animals
- Can - Tago Mago
- Genesis - Foxtrot
- Pixies - Doolittle
- Frank Zappa - Overnite Sensation
-Amon Duul II - Tanz Der Lemminge
I'm probably going to ask you this same question,
This is exactly as sad as it sounds.
- You are accepting of other peoples beliefs and cultures
- You speak sarcasm