I received a Masters in Social Work from GVSU and currently work at a methadone clinic. Being a social worker of course every girl is chasing me for my huge paychecks...yeah right! I attempt keeping active by walking and biking the Kent Trails along with swimming. I've lost over 35 lbs. the past few years but still don't look like Ryan Gosling with my clothes off...maybe if somebody is super drunk I might (but please don't try to prove this hypothesis. Your head and liver will not thank you). I like Artprize, sporting events, trying new breweries and restaurants, and anything outdoorsy like fishing, hunting or the beach. I also like cosplaying and Halloween.
What I am looking for? Oh, just that happily ever after Disney made us believe in. Easy, right? Well if only it took a few hours and befriending talking animals to meet our true love, but being on here is hopefully a start. After all it seems like the best way to meet other singles without booze around...though I'm sure people send drunk messages from their place of residence. Somebody who has a sense of humor, or at least appreciates mine, would be swell. If I find such a lady I might have to put a ring on her. Don't test me, I got rings galore...Ring Pops that is. And it doesn't cost three month's worth of pay to get you another one.
People also comment on how I look younger than my age. But at least they don't say I look like a kid; I would have grandmas pinching my cheeks left and right!
Movies: Jurassic Park, Crash, Pan's Labyrinth, The Shawshank Redemption, Lord of the Rings trilogy, American Beauty, A History of Violence, How to Train Your Dragon, The Nightmare Before Christmas and The Princess Bride
TV: Mainly sports like Detroit Red Wings, Michigan football and the Detroit Lions (yes, I apparently like to torture myself like many Michiganders), but I also like Family Guy, American Dad, Archer, Bojack Horseman, Breaking Bad, Rick and Morty and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. I'm sure you could talk me into watching Nick at Nite re-runs too. I liked Mr. Ed and The Munsters.
Music: Classic rock and alternative. I like Metallica, Boston, Van Halen, Nirvana, Tool and Foo Fighters to name a few. If you ever wish to annoy me play pop music on the radio.
Food: Anything that tastes good, particularly Italian, seafood and Chinese. But more important anything good for my body. That thing called metabolism is starting to slow down.
2. A sense of humor
3. My friends
4. Food and water. There is a slight chance I might die if I do not have any sustenance in my body.
5. Hygiene items like soap, shampoo, etc. Guys kind of stink in a hurry when they don't bathe, and last time I checked I was still a guy.
6. A bed, or anything to sleep on. I am getting older, the body doesn't have the internal stamina of a horse anymore.
But in all seriousness (okay, some seriousness) hit me up if I made you laugh so hard you spat liquid refreshment all over your screen, believe the only games to play in relationships include words like Scrabble or Battleship, treat people like priorities vs options in a grocery store aisle, or anything else made me seem dreamy. After all whatever gets us interacting in the "real world" should be the ultimate goal. If everything looks fantastic lets go out and have grand adventures!