27 Bristol, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I'm scruffy and sarcastic and I love adventures but I don't think you have to necessarily go to Thailand or whatever to have one. All you need is a bit of imagination, man.
What I’m doing with my life
Erm.... living it? Being super awesome? I work in a coffee shop where I primarily boss people about and flirt with sexy pensioners.
I’m really good at
Napping, bad puns, spilling things, eating an entire pizza, running, cycling as dangerously as possible without actually hurting myself, pranks, dares, dead baby jokes, scrabble and curby.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have really long, thick hair. It's almost always a bloody mess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Stephen King, Douglas Adams, Aldous Huxley, Neil Gaiman, Douglas Coupland, Arthur Conan Doyle, Grant Naylor, Chuck Palahniuk, Phillip Pullman and Ben Elton.

Cinema Paridiso, The Wicker Man, Populaire, The Princess Bride, District 9, Ghost World, Run Lola Run, The Chorus, Three Colours Trilogy, And anything by Jean Pierre Jeunet, Werner Herzog or Studio Ghibli.

Neil Young, Leonard Cohen, Led Zeppelin, Arlo Guthrie, Nick Drake, Johnny Cash, Bert Jansch, David Bowie, The Rolling Stones, Frank Sinatra, Belle & Sebastian, The Beach Boys, Cat Stevens, First Aid Kit, The Doors, Jeff Buckley and Django Reinhardt.

Twin Peaks, Summer Heights High, The Prisoner, Doctor Who, The Twilight Zone, Extras, Brass Eye, The Office, Parks & Rec, Nathan Barley, Mighty Boosh, 30 Rock, Black Mirror, Wet Hot American Summer and The Killing.

Curry, Pizza, Cake and Salted dark chocolate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who would win in a fight, the queen or a particularly angry swan?
You should message me if
You have an off-beat sense of humour and aren't a complete creeper.