31Shiloh, United States
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My self-summary
First and foremost you should know that I am BLUNTLY honest. There is no filter between my brain and my mouth. I am random, I cuss like a sailor, and I am defiantly not PC. But, I do me... I am real people. I have a great sense of humor and if you do too I can keep you laughing non stop.
I don't have a type, but I tend to be attracted to tall men with dark hair, and all of their teeth... at least the ones you can see when you smile. I like men who are grounded with a good head on there shoulders. I am a dreamer and sometimes I need someone to reel me back in. I like men who can laugh at themselves and me when i am being retarded. If you get offended easily we WILL NOT get along at all. I would make you cry in like 10 minutes, and then laugh at you for crying.
Life is to short to be boring and unnoticed, STAND OUT!

{{plz dnt send me a msg lyke this. I am not a spelling or grammar Nazi but some basic grasp of the English language is needed. }}
What I’m doing with my life
Livin' Life! Day by Day!
I’m really good at
Cooking! It is my passion.
Sarcasm, it's a gift.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes or my ass.... depends on which directions your pervin' on me from.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Facebook.

Movies: Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Breakfast at Tiffanys. Kung-
Pow. Super Troopers. Secret Life of Bees.

Shows: Don't Watch Tv Much --edit 7/26::: virgin diarys...omfgosh

Music: Everything From Kenny G to Lady GaGa to MegaDeath to Kenny Chesney.... ECT

Food: Anything I cook!
Six things I could never do without
My Son.
My Cell.
Izzy, my poodle.
Lean Pockets.
My mom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why I never have anything good to think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
playing peek-a-boo
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
...when Call Me Maybe comes on the radio in my car I turn it up... and I know all the words. i am so ashamed.

...overly attractive people on dating sites throw up red flags for me. I watched too much Lifetime when I was younger.
You should message me if
*If you are taller then 5'8, have all of your teeth, and like to laugh A LOT!
*If you actually have something to say, the size of my "rack" does not qualify as a good conversation BTW.
The two of us