dancingsquid
28 Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
A funny lady, San Franciscan bred.
I define myself as "80's Synth-pop." Outdated and Annoying.
What I’m doing with my life
Being a thug in a cocktail dress.
I’m really good at
Making you uncomfortably comfortable.
The first things people usually notice about me
My indescribable dance moves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Aziz's Ansari taught me how to date in Modern Romance.
The six things I could never do without
Bill Murray.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
He who smelt it, dealt it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking with Bill Murray.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ginuwine's "Pony" turns me into Magic Mike.
You should message me if
I'm really interested in baseball butts.

I'm friendly.
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