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My self-summary
Texas boy who is hella SF but now lives in LA.

I appreciate good taste, fun company and I know a lot of useless pop culture facts that provide a constant source of conversation. I am on my computer and phone all the live long day, but do remember the days of using a pay phone and pager codes. I work out, but I am terrible at sports. I think self-deprecation is the best kind of humor. I am always craving cake and/or carbs.
What I’m doing with my life
Writer. Journalist. Man of leisure and general merriment.
I’m really good at
Acting like I know how I play the guitar, karaoking, people watching, eating a lot of food, writing, conversation, pop culture facts, and, of course, eating a lot of food.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile...and the food in my teeth that is usually in it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: My job requires to me to watch movies and TV. A lot of movies. But my favorite of all time is The Goonies....because they never say die.

TV: Chances are, if it is currently on TV, I have or will watch it.

Books: There are a bunch of books on my shelf that I act like I have read.

Music: I listen to Kelly Clarkson. A lot. I also listen to comedy podcasts. A lot.

Food: All of it.
Six things I could never do without
friends & family (that's one thing, right?)
free wi-fi + lap top (again, that's one thing)
Listerine strips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
On a typical Friday night I am
Bothering all my coupled friends to go out OR eating an assortment of cheese and trying to find something to binge watch on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sing the National Anthem in the shower, imagining that I am singing it at the Super Bowl.
You should message me if
If you liked reading my obnoxiously long profile...or if you just want to say hi. I'm pretty open to participating in a meeting of carbs and conversation.
The two of us