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My self-summary
It's very hard to fit in dating when you're spending the majority of your time attempting to enslave humanity, being defeated, relocating evil lairs (with rent control if at all possible), coming up with diverse new plans to enslave humanity, dealing with goon unions, hiring hunchback sidekicks (they are harder and harder to find), playing evil games of cat and mouse etc, all the while trying to maintain equilibrium and be "emotionally available", but here I am . Hello ladies.
(I am a bit silly as you can see)

Former Arts writer (music and film). I have a Journalism degree from Carleton and I write scripts and poems, and novels. However, I decided I was too old to be a starving writer anymore and joined the film technicians union IATSE and work in sets and props now. Proud homeowner.

I have an irrational fear of walruses as when I was a child I tugged on one's tusk and in revenge he hired some mafia goons who then roughed up my grandmother. Actually, make that a rational fear of walruses.
I have an irrational fear, however, of cottage cheese and the Kardashians.

I am getting into playing scrabble and kind of suck at it, but in future will excel and make this a platform for the above mentioned world domination. Also, I love nothing more than sitting by my recently made functional fireplace, staring at the fire being cozy while writing or reading.

Oh and I started running this year and love it.

I love coffee and red wine and patios and long walks, and rain, and sun, cats, film, books, music.

For some reason I am drawn to rivers. I like travel, but have not really traveled in a few years. I miss it. My favourite places I have visited include China, England, Egypt, Paris, Dublin, Amsterdam, NYC, California..... I like Kensington market and the Junction. Also, I like to cook. No recipes are allowed! It's fun that way, and usually ends up tasty.

I have a blog for my fiction and poetry.
What I’m doing with my life
Playing foosball. I just got a table! Come play me.
I’m really good at
Extreme mime, fake karate moves, ironic quips, swearing while driving.
The first things people usually notice about me
My ever so 'cheeky' bum implants. Kidding, I don't know, really. Curly hair?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favourite authors: Henry Miller, Rushdie, Grass, Heller, Burroughs, Camus, Vonnegut, Kafka, Dostoyevski.

Food: red wine, coffee, Guinness, food from all over. Sushi!

Movies: Woody Allen, Withnail and I, Harold and Maude, Life of Brian, Reservoir Dogs, Blade Runner, Evil Dead (Original movies).

tv: Southpark, Black Books, Father Ted, Deadwood, Rome, True Blood, Bob's Burgers, Peaky Blinders.

Art: Van Gogh, Picasso, Schiele.

Music: The Fall, Leonard Cohen, The Smiths, Joy Division, Pixies, 80s/90s stuff, some old school hip/hop/rap, sad, slow jazz, classical, opera.
The six things I could never do without
Music, writing, my cats, coffee, my bike, long walks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Fighting the hipster zombies and how we need a secular Anti-Pope to fight the evil real one.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fomenting revolution.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a birthmark on the small of my back that is uncanny in its resemblance to Napoleon Bonaparte on a rearing horse. Also I still love Gagnam Style.
You should message me if
You would like to.