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My self-summary
I hate filling these things out, because I never know what's important to put down. I'd like to say just ask me if you want to know something, but I tend to be slightly awkward with new people, so you might not get an acceptable answer at first. I am a fairly laid back person, I love to laugh and have fun with friends. I consider myself above average in both intelligence and hilariousness, though the latter is probably only obvious to myself.
Been in Brooklyn for almost 3 years, and I'm finally getting used to it. No more longing to move to Astoria (though I love that area).
The smell of fresh dill makes me irrationally happy.
I am an ISTJ, if you go in for the Myer's-Briggs stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently managing an organic/natural grocery store in Brooklyn Heights. Free food and lots of celebrities.
I also recently started my MBA, so whatever free time I thought I had is quickly disappearing.
I’m really good at
Remembering really trivial things. Eating ice cream. Rock-paper-scissors. Keeping secrets. Figuring stuff out. Sneaking up on people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I guess my height?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This seems silly to me. Can anyone really summarize their tastes in just a few words? But I suppose I should try, so I don't upset the OkCupid robots.

Current favorite is probably The Newsroom. I rarely have a consistent schedule that allows me to watch shows, so I just go with what looks good on Netflix. If you know Better Off Ted, you get a gold star.

I'll listen to just about anything, save hardcore gangster rap or pop country. Actually, I'll listen to those too, I just won't enjoy it.

As for food, if you put it in front of me, I'll probably try it. And if it's ice cream, you won't get it back.

I'm not even going to try to do books here. However, I will say I'm obsessed with The Kingkiller Trilogy. And if you know anything about when book three is coming out, I'll buy you lunch, dinner, and possibly a car if you tell me.
Six things I could never do without
Ice cream, my Kindle, my friends, gravity, Chipotle, some mysterious sixth thing I can't think of.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I would do if I won the lottery. Which celebrity is voicing that commercial. What I should have said to that rude customer. How to rob that bank.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, most likely. And then pretending like I'll have the energy to go out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The ending of the Jurassic Bark episode of Futurama makes me tear up every time.
You should message me if
You're funny and cool and can carry a conversation through awkward pauses on a date (because I will definitely be creating them).
The two of us