I want an independent woman who is not looking for a man to take care of her. I want a woman with ideas, opinions, tact, but doesn't mind making an absurdly loud fart noise in public.
I believe the two most important things in a person are honesty and vulnerability.
I wish being a buffet critic was a viable career.
I'm ok at playing music.
I approach everyone with respect and treat them like an old friend until they prove to me they don't deserve that treatment.
I laugh a lot.
Movies: No Country for Old Men, The Dark Knight, Beetlejuice, the Big Lebowski, any Arnold movie
Food: Sushi, Mexican, Thai, food that comes out of a truck
Music: Just a few faves are Queens of the Stone Age, Led Zeppelin, Beck, Cake, Smashing Pumpkins, Phil Collins, the Black Keys, the Dandy Warhols, Foo Fighters, REM, ...and you shall know us by the trail of dead, Soundgarden, silverchair, the Cars...I could go on.
TV: Arrested Development, NOVA, Antiques Roadshow, MST3K/RIFFTRAX, Walking Dead, Archer, Adventure Time, Breaking Bad, BoJack Horseman, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Better Call Saul, Trailer Park Boys, Stranger Things
something to laugh about
a hot shower
I wash my hands a lot. I don't think it's OCD, maybe just because I'm in the healthcare field? It's not weird, I swear, but if I meet you and we're eating, I can guarantee you I'll excuse myself to wash up before eating.
If you actually have a job. Bonus points if you actually enjoy it.
If you look and think like a librarian but talk like a sailor.
If you prefer Converse over high heels.
If you are a feministic woman and aren't into rigid gender roles.
You would like to share a good laugh, show me a fun coffee shop or bar, enjoy watching Thunder games, or enjoy a good round of witty banter.
Or just message me for the hell of it. I don't know why you wouldn't, it's why you're on here.