danimalokc
33Oklahoma City, United States
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My self-summary
My super schwifty profile: I've got my career going, never married, no children, just a goober-dog. I play in a band and like most Millenials, I've been training for a 5k. Scratch that, I just signed up for the Route 66 Half-Marathon...

I want a woman with ideas, opinions, tact, but doesn't mind making an absurdly loud fart noise in public.

I believe the two most important things in a person are honesty and vulnerability.

I wish being a buffet critic was a viable career.

I have a lot of curiosity, so I can be a bit scatterbrained.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an Occupational Therapist at a regional hospital and I love my job. When I can, I like trying new bars and restaurants, I play bass in a local band, I run some and hike when I can. I'd love to have someone to share that with.
I’m really good at
Trivial pursuit and other trivia games, laughing, keeping good friends around, completely blowing your ass out of the water at Mariokart, knowing the Thunder's schedule...

I'm ok at playing music.

Making amusing commentary under my breath. Well, at least I'm amused...
The first things people usually notice about me
I shave my head, maybe my glasses, and I have a red beard. If you look closely at my eyes, I have some unique hereditary markings.

And I'm definitely a laugher.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 1984, Farenheit 451, World War Z

Movies: No Country for Old Men, The Dark Knight, Beetlejuice, the Big Lebowski, any Arnold movie

Food: Sushi, Mexican, Thai, food that comes out of a truck. Does La Croix and Sparkling ICE count??

Music: Just a few faves are Queens of the Stone Age, Led Zeppelin, Beck, Cake, Smashing Pumpkins, Phil Collins, the Black Keys, Neutral Milk Hotel, the Dandy Warhols, Foo Fighters, REM, ...and you shall know us by the trail of dead, Soundgarden, silverchair, the Cars...I could go on.

TV: Arrested Development, NOVA, Antiques Roadshow, MST3K/RIFFTRAX, Walking Dead, Archer, Adventure Time, Breaking Bad, BoJack Horseman, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Rick & Morty, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Better Call Saul, Trailer Park Boys, Stranger Things
Six things I could never do without
brunch
music
witty banter
constant learning
something to laugh about
a hot shower
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where my career will take me, the physics of our universe, witty remarks when it is way too late.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably going out with some friends. I finally joined 2004 and got Netflix. I have a lot of catching up to do on there, so maybe that...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a forehead scar, kinda like Harry Potter.

I wash my hands a lot. I don't think it's OCD, maybe just because I'm in the healthcare field? It's not weird, I swear, but if I meet you and we're eating, I can guarantee you I'll excuse myself to wash up before eating.

Hoarders and Ghost Hunting shows are what I watch when I need to zone out. O_O TELL NO ONE
You should message me if
If you don't have a regular drug habit.

If you actually have a job. Bonus points if you actually enjoy it.

If you talk like a sailor.

If you prefer Converse over high heels.

If you have no problem making absurdly loud fart noises in public.

You would like to share a good laugh, show me a fun coffee shop or bar, enjoy watching Thunder games, or enjoy a good round of witty banter.

Or just message me for the hell of it. I don't know why you wouldn't, it's why you're on here.
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