31Rotherhithe, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Displaced northerner, largely assimilated. I turn things off and on again so films can have all the explosions they so vitally need.

Seeking patsy fall guy "partner in crime" (or convenient alibi), provided said crime is relatively low risk; such as carrier bag tax evasion.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in vfx, fixing tractors on the (render) farm. Making pretty graphs to show exactly when things decided to break. Gradually sneaking into development through the back door.

Making music, learning tango, board gaming, intending to exercise, and watching Netflix when I've nothing else to do.
I’m really good at
Lapsed musician. Will really truly honestly get back into it this year.

I love to cook and am always keen to expand my repertoire. I try not to be reliant on recipes past the first couple of times, which is certainly more fun in a ready steady cook “What have I got in my cupboardses” kind of way.

Being a cat bed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favourite authors are Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Robin Hobb. Also enjoyed The Dark Tower series, early ASoIaF, and Shantaram.

Wes Anderson, Coen Brothers, and Tarantino. All time favourite films are Local Hero and The Shawshank Redemption

Anything Joss Whedon, Stranger Things, Battlestar Galactica, Bojack Horseman, Rick and Morty.

Perennial favourites are The Divine Comedy, Super Furry Animals, and Radiohead. Otherwise tastes include Alternative/Indie-ish (Radiohead, Silversun Pickups, Magnetic Fields), Ska tinged Punk (Reel Big Fish, Streetlight Manifesto), and various flavours of Rock/Metal (Nightwish, Tool, RAtM).

I like it spicy, Mexican is a particular favourite to cook and to eat.
Six things I could never do without
Thick socks
Creative outlets
Stack Overflow
Obscure pop culture references
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether I really locked the front door in spite of checking it ~695,000 times.
On a typical Friday night I am
Plotting the downfall of a corrupt government, exposing the secrets of nefarious corporations, rampaging through Tokyo, or saving the world from Eldritch Monstrosities; all from the safety and comfort of a local pub.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I derive a disproportionate amount of satisfaction from wearing odd socks.
You should message me if
You wouldn't steal a car, but would absolutely download one if you could.
The two of us