30 Rotherhithe, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Displaced northerner, largely assimilated (barring the occasional "Ow much?). I turn things off and on again so films can have the explosions they so vitally need.

Seeking patsy fall guy "partner in crime" (or convenient alibi), provided said crime is relatively low risk. Like carrier bag tax evasion.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in vfx, fixing tractors on the (render) farm. Making pretty graphs to show exactly when things decided to break. Gradually sneaking into the development through the back door; turns out the password was 'Jeff'.

Recently started learning to dance the Argentine Tango.

Playing games both cardboard and computer. I help run a regular board game meetup, and on a weekend I often participate in tournaments dotted around the commuter belt.

When I'm not gallivanting to such exotic destinations as Reading and Brighton I'll either be practicing my instruments (Saxophone and Bass Guitar) or flopped in front of Netflix.

Usually Netflix.
I’m really good at
After a few years off I’m working on getting back into a regular music practice routine, actually having specific goals helps here.

I love to cook and am always keen to expand my repertoire. I try not to be reliant on recipes past the first couple of times, which is certainly more fun in a ready steady cook “What have I got in my cupboardses” kind of way.

Being a cat bed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favourite authors are Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Robin Hobb, with Stephen King as a more recent addition thanks to the Dark Tower series.

Wes Anderson, Coen Brothers, and Tarantino. All time favourite films are Local Hero and The Shawshank Redemption

Working my way through the Marvel timeline. Otherwise mainstays include Battlestar Galactica, House of Cards, Bojack Horseman and anything Joss Whedon.

Perennial favourites are The Divine Comedy, Super Furry Animals, and Radiohead. Otherwise tastes include Alternative/Indie (Magnetic Fields), Ska tinged Punk (Reel Big Fish, Streetlight Manifesto), and various flavours of Rock/Metal (Nightwish, Tool, RAtM).

I like it spicy, Mexican is a particular favourite to cook and to eat.
The six things I could never do without
Dime Bars
I spend a lot of time thinking about
So many adventurers. So few pith helmets.
On a typical Friday night I am
Plotting the downfall of a corrupt government, exposing the secrets of nefarious corporations, rampaging through Tokyo, or saving the world from Eldritch Monstrosities; all from the safety and comfort of a local pub.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I derive a disproportionate amount of satisfaction from wearing odd socks.
You should message me if
You wouldn't steal a car, but would absolutely download one if you could.