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My self-summary
Full-time musician. Yes that means I tour a lot. You're running away aren't you. When I'm home I'm usually contemplating if I should get back into bartending. Meh. Slightly narcoleptic. Also an insomniac. Sarcasm and humor is the spice of life. I've probably been more places than you. It'll get annoying. Grew up in Florida. As a child, dad made a pet cemetery in our yard. Mom once worked for the CIA. I turned out okay.
What I’m doing with my life
Creating keyboard shortcuts on my iPhone for phrases like:
I’m really good at
Singing Usher kaoroke. Giving mixed signals. Getting distracted.
The first things people usually notice about me
"I like your glasses".
"I like your tattoos".

I just got a nose ring. It's probably the beginning of a mid-life crisis.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read Stephen King's The Stand when I was 12. I'm still scared.

Sweet chili doritos. Wow.

Getting lost on YouTube is more emotionally and psychologically rewarding than TV.

My favorite movie of all time is probably The Matrix. (You know how sarcasm works right).

Indie rock. Pop. Hardcore. Alt Country. Ambient. Dreamy. Anything ethereal. Inquire within.
Six things I could never do without
A guitar.
A huge glass of water.
VHS copy of The Shining.
A mirror into an alternate reality.
The latest issue of Psychology Today.
Sweater weather.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not Mulder will ever find his sister.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hoping you don't recognize me from Tinder.

I'm a real ambivert; you can find me setting a car on fire in an abandoned parking lot with friends 12 bud lights deep just as much as you'd find me making a nice quiet dinner at home.

Hermit when I wanna be. Life of the party when I'm bored.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm terrified of psychics.
You should message me if
You've decided it's a good idea to talk to a stranger on the internet.
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