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My self-summary
Full-time musician. Yes that means I tour a lot. When I'm home I'm usually contemplating if I should get back into bartending. The struggle is real. Slightly narcoleptic. Equally an insomniac. Sarcasm and humor is the spice of life. I'm well traveled. Well educated. Spontaneous. Ambitious. Self-aware. I like being nice to strangers. Grew up in Florida. My dad made a pet cemetery in our yard. My mom once worked for the CIA. I turned out okay.
What I’m doing with my life
Playing music. Recording music. Creating keyboard shortcuts on my iPhone for phrases like Koяn, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, etc.
I’m really good at
Making you laugh. Being positive. Cooking, cleaning and home remodeling—I'm serious.
The first things people usually notice about me
"I like your glasses".
"I like your tattoos".

I have a pretty ridulous haircut. Please refer to pics.

People tell me I'm a funny guy. I just think wit is a coping mechanism for how distracted I usually am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read The Stand when I was 12. I'm still scared.

Sweet chili doritos. Wow.

I could watch funny YouTube vids for days. TV is great too. Yeah, Twin Peaks, Stanger Things, Black Mirror and other things that we obviously already have in common if you're merely my age. Law & Order marathons.

I think the Matrix still holds up. I'm a vampiric industrial goth on the inside. Ever been to the basement at pyramid club in the east village on a Sat night? My soul lives there.

Indie rock. Pop. Hardcore. Alt Country. Ambient. Dreamy. Anything ethereal. Inquire within.
Six things I could never do without
A guitar.
A glass of water.
A VHS copy of The Shining.
A mirror into an alternate reality.
A copy of Psychology Today.
A piece of bread or something.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not Mulder will ever find his sister. Introspection. Analysis.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hoping you don't recognize me from Tinder. Kidding. I'm kidding.

I'm a real ambivert; setting something on fire in a parking lot with friends 12 bud lights deep sounds equally enticing as cooking a nice dinner at home. In bed by 11. Hermit when I wanna be, life of the party when I'm bored.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
A street psychic once told me in passing (I tried to avoid them, I swear) that I would have a career in music. So far that's real. I'm scared.
You should message me if
You've decided it's a good idea to talk to a stranger on the internet.
The two of us