30 Las Vegas, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
Sarcasm 100%. Rather sleepless. Sometimes travel/tour for work. Quite spontaneous personality. Always up for an adventure. Never bored. Prefer no ice in my water. These are the highlights.

I just moved to Vegas after living in Brooklyn for 8 long, long years. Grew up in South Florida. My dad had a pet cemetery around the house. My mom worked for the cia. I turned out alright.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing and recording music.

Making little use of my psych degree.

Creating keyboard shortcuts on my iPhone so that eventually my entire lexicon becomes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m really good at
Making friends and strangers laugh. Publicly embarrassing you. Making light of every situation. Cooking, cleaning and home remodeling—really.

People tell me I'm a funny guy. I think I'm heavily distracted.
The first things people usually notice about me
"I like your glasses".
"I like your tattoos".
"Excuse me, can you tell us how to get to Williamsburg"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
E.A.P.'s complete works. I read Stephen King's 'The Stand' when I was 12. That'll fuck ya up.

Some haters would say I eat rabbit food. If it's vegan I'll try it. Sweet chili doritos tho. Wow.

Twin Peaks. Alluringly strange or funny YouTube videos.

I just put on Beetlejuice and still think it holds up.

Indie rock. Pop. Hardcore punk. Prince. I'm serious.
The six things I could never do without
A musical instrument, spellcheck, sarcasm, spontaneous behavior, breaking the rules...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many of you will scoff at that corny "six things-breaking rules" joke.

Blaming extraterrestrials when rationalizing all events, good or bad.

If I should address the fact that I prefer to unapologetically be myself regardless of how professional I should appear in work related settings.

When/if the day will come that I decide to go completely off the grid and live off the land.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hoping I don't recognize you from okcupid. However, that's unlikely due to me being home preparing a fantastic meal, sipping a glass of cotes du rhone, or bud light (no shame) while listening to old music.

Not a hermit, just prefer to go out on the weekdays. I will never be a 9-5er. No judgements on those who are.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
A street psychic once told me against my will to hear them, and in passing, that I was going to have a career in music. Now i believe in everything, especially the x-files.
You should message me if
You've decided it's a great idea to talk to a stranger on the internet.