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My self-summary
self-summaries are so fucking bourgeoisie
What I’m doing with my life
Alright OKCupid, you're not my disappointed parents.

But mainly, music. I just signed with an indie label so I'm working on getting that off the ground and into the studio and writing and all that stuff
I’m really good at
Not talking myself up, that's for damn sure.

I am also terrible at checking this.
The first things people usually notice about me
I would hope that it's something like, "That dude is wearing clothes" or "Hey, that's a white guy."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In every single category, there's a thousand others, but let's face it. You're probably not going to read all this as it is.

Books: A Confederacy of Dunces, Ender's Game, IQ84, The Humans, The Picture of Dorian Grey, God Bless You Mr. Rosewater or really any Kurt Vonnegut, Game of Thrones series, The Hobbit, Kafka on the Shore, American Gods

Movies: Star Wars, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Friday, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Aliens, Indiana Jones, Trainspotting, Evil Dead series, Anchorman, Battle Royale, O Brother Where Art Thou?, The Big Lebowski,

Shows: Adventure Time, Flight of the Conchords, Archer, Cowboy Bebop, Bob's Burgers, Gurren Lagann, The IT Crowd, Game of Thrones, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Eastbound and Down, The Simpsons, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, House of Cards

Music: There really is way too much to list here. I like a lot of different kinds of music and it depends on my mood, from trip-hop to bluegrass to jazz to metal to hip hop and r&b to folk to rock & roll, I like stuff from every genre. Except dubstep. I'll dance to it with you if you're into it, but I don't get it.

Food: Really anything, I'm not at all a picky eater.
Six things I could never do without
1. When some random person and I exchange secret "This fucking guy" or "ORLY" looks. Typically followed by awkward smiles and looking away to conceal the conspiracy.
2. Music. It's important. Pretty close to a superpower, since it allows you to see things you can't normally see.
3. Sleep. I like it, and I'm good at it.
4. Me time
5. Good food. You gotta eat, might as well enjoy it.
6. Funny people. People who can see the joke behind the joke, and know that really, everything is a joke.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Farting around
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably working. If not, I'm at a show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to play World of Warcraft. It was a while ago. Line up and take a number ladies.
You should message me if
you wanna hang out irl. I have plenty of friends that I only get to talk to online already. This is a big one tbh.
you wanna jam.
you don't take pictures of your food. If you do, stop it. We all know what enchiladas look like and you're giving your stoner friends diabetes and heart disease.
you actually read all this shlock.
you think I'm attractive and we might possibly get along and want to hang out and watch Star Wars or something.
The two of us