danpelosi
34 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
creative professional living a lovely life in brooklyn. i'm super happy with my day-to-day and would love someone to share it with.

i enjoy long walks to the grocery store, cooking for friends, relaxing at home, going to bed early, getting enough exercise, catching up on my shows, and periodically reminding people that i am not 85 years old.
What I’m doing with my life
positive thinking.
reading daily affirmations: http://www.louisehay.com/affirmations/
being a career woman.
making my bed.
reading instagram accounts like tarot cards.
listening to everything that rupaul says on his/her podcast.
I’m really good at
making people smile.
smiling.
talking.
talking about myself.
talking about my grandfather.
talking to strangers.
cooking and baking.
eating.
designing.
knowing what i want.
dressing myself.
purchasing cookbooks.
organizing cookbooks.
not following cookbooks.
judging.
not judging you, yet.
manifesting.
getting mothers to love me.
mothering.
smothering.
being completely uninterested in your cat(s).
singing horribly.
dancing wonderfully.
giving compliments.
not taking compliments well. at all.
thinking i am saving money.
puns.
instagram.
obsessing.
obsessing.
obsessing.
making lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
that i am staring at them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MOVIES
i have a hard time watching that same movie twice, unless it's the family stone? don't worry, i do this in private and will not ask you to participate.

TV
the comeback. nothing even comes close to the brilliance of it.
but also transparent, broad city, gilmore girls and westworld really get me going.

MUSIC
spotify playlists made by my friends.
the soundtrack to hamilton.
i feel like i need to list the soundtrack to hamilton again, actually.

FOOD
everything my grandmother made when she was alive and i make now that she isn't.
The six things I could never do without
1. dr. bronner's peppermint liquid soap
2. my big box of family recipes
3. a tube of chapstick
4. san francisco
5. the long island medium, the barefoot contessa, susan miller and suze orman. i count them as one singular supreme being.
6. saving this spot for you.

i also have a list of things i COULD DO WITHOUT, in case you were wondering.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
that episode of 902010 when they have to go to into a convenience store and use a secret password to get a hard boiled egg from an asian man working the counter. this egg is what gets them into an exclusive college party at a mystery location which is only revealed with the receipt of the egg from the asian man.

i still can't get over this episode, yet literally no one seems to remember it except an art history professor i had in college who used it in a lecture. he got it. he gets me.
On a typical Friday night I am
90% cooking and eating and talking and not drinking.

OR

10% trying to hear what you are saying at a bar (still not drinking) while many tiny gays run around me like i am a maypole.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
weak ankles. please keep your eye out for subtle level shifts and give me a heads up.
You should message me if
you have been looking for a human teddy bear.
you have been looking at my instagram: @grossypelosi.
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