31โ€ขPreston, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Hey there! Call me dan!

Good things about me:
Don't lie
Never cheated!
Sarcastic humor
Loving and caring person
Straight talking
Down to earth
Good listener
Dirty minded
Love dogs and cats
Give good hugs and kisses
Hard working
Cheeky (always get away with it)
Not after a one night stand or just a shag!!

Im not usually one that will write boasting things about myself but thats me kind of in a nuttshell also i was going to do bad things about me but people always focus on the bad rather than the good.

Updated 1/3/15
What Iโ€™m doing with my life
i work at next๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘”๐ŸŽฝ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘š๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿ‘›๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ‘™

used to be a chef for 7 n half years๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿš๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿง๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿค๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ

Being incredibly funny :) Sometimes!!!

Working on my book 'how imagination can create good moral!!' And 'sarcasm! The only thing more acceptable than a cheesy carpet'๐Ÿ“–
Iโ€™m really good at
Being cheeky and getting away with it
Eating jaffa cakes
Being a night owl
Making people laugh till their sides hurt!
I always some how manage to relax people around me!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
Ginger hair ( not sure even now why thats such a problem, people need to grow up)

Sarcastic.... Cheeky humor!!!

Not the tallest.... Good things come in small packages!!

I am pretty good at getting people to relax around me... Even when meeting for the first time... I dont even try... People can see i'm a genuine person.

Enough of blowing my trumpet!!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
all music apart from heavy heavy metal , opera , classical
michael connolly fave author
take me out,masterchef, 8 outa 10 cats, big fat quiz,great british menu, 24, top gear, great british bake off, dragons den,mock the week,
[[kfc, italian, chinese

[[ anything action based!!! Love my comedies too.... Nothing like hurting your ribs because you laughed so much lol don't mind a thriller or a romantic one either
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Hmmmmm maybe get to know me more first.... I'm not sure you could handle my thoughts lol!!!!!!!! <--- non sexual of course :) Well sometimes!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Finishing work and having weekends off unless theyre is a sale on!!!!
The most private thing Iโ€™m willing to admit
i could live on toffee crisp for life :*

I don't want my own kids....

I once flushed my phone down my toilet by accident just as I was about to go out into town with mates ๐Ÿ˜ž
You should message me if
you like a genuine, funny guy who doesn't lie and cheat and doesn't mess around..
If you have a gsoh
if you love music
If you don't want kids or want anymore
if you take me for me
If you like having fun and laughing lots
If you just fancy a chat
If you fancy a natter!
If you want to ask me a random question!!
If you have a brain!
If your avril lavigne
The two of us