33 Fort Collins, United States
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My self-summary
Via Queens.

I'm a smartass and I easily offend "sensible" people. I also do not drink or do drugs.. and yes, even if it's legal it is a drug. If either of these is a problem, hit next.

Now onto more pleasant things.

Tolle is my spiritual kung-fu. I won't kill things but I eat meat. My love language is touch.

I'm a cinephile. I programmed a major film festival in Colorado a couple of years ago. I'm not doing that again because I got into a fist fight.

I sat in a cube for a long time. I left my career and decided to go back to college to study artificial intelligence. I'm currently working on a research project using AI and teaching which I've discovered I love.

I dig irreverence and foul mouths and I value loyalty and honesty.

I'm not a fan of people. Like Bukowski said "It's not that I don't like people, I just feel better when they're not around." Another favorite quote of mine is from a mad genius - "McCarthyism is Americanism with its sleeves rolled."

I love art and wish I could draw... But alas, I am only creative with words.
What I’m doing with my life
Research + teaching + daily meditation. I go to the gym 4-5 times a week.

And reading textbooks.
I’m really good at
telling fucked up jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
They can't figure out what nationality I am. Don't worry, I'm white.. but I will tell your racist grandfather I'm black.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Film - Indy/Foreign/Weird
Recent loves - Lost River, It Follows, Entertainment, Upstream Color, Embers.

Of all time - THX 1138, Dark City, Forbidden Zone, Naked Lunch.

TV - Westworld, Mr Robot, Preacher, True Detective, The Leftovers, Superjail, 12 Monkeys, Z Nation (what Walking Dead should be)

Print - JG Ballard, Bukowski, Thomas M Disch, Walter Tevis, Borges, Ted Chiang, Tolle.

Foodie - Italian (I cook)

Music - All (except country)
Rock: NIN, Ministry, Marilyn Manson, Tool, The Stooges, Danzig, Billy Idol, Melvins.

Hip hop: 90s - Tribe called Quest, Digable Planets, Pharcyde, Mos Def, Kool Keith, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, LL Cool J, Eric B & Rakim, KRS-One. More recent - Action Bronson, Meyhem Lauren, Timeless Truth, Roc Marciano.
The six things I could never do without
The bloody, psychedelic, Rube Goldberg madness of Superjail.
Mustard. Specifically French's. No, I am not getting paid for this endorsement and if you work for Reckitt Benckiser I am open to the possibility.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That's between me and my therapist.
You should message me if
You are highly intelligent, educated, and counter cultured... And you take care of yourself.

I get tons of likes but I can't see them.. so don't be shy.