33 Fort Collins, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a smartass, I'm loud, and I curse like a sailor. I've been known to go bowling with vegetables in the supermarket and plaster fliers all over town for a social experiment.

I sat in a cube for a long time - a stifling, drab, and unimaginative prison. One day I had had enough and planned my escape. I used what was available around the office and I ended up making a paper airplane to use as a distraction and an old fax machine to knock out one of the guards. I pulled off my daring escape at 2 in the afternoon, never to return. I'm not doing that ever again. I split my time between running two websites, school, and research. Specifically as applied to artificial intelligence.

I'm a cinephile. I programmed a major film festival in Colorado a couple of years ago. I won't be doing that again because I got into a fist fight. I also taught last semester which was incredibly fun, but they're not letting me do that again.

I love to cook and eat somewhat healthy.

Tolle is my spiritual kung-fu. I won't kill things but I eat meat. My love language is touch. I value loyalty.

Two of my favorite quotes: Bukowski - "It's not that I don't like people, I just fell better when they're not around." McCarthy - "McCarthyism is Americanism with it's sleeves rolled." Eat shit pinkos.

I love art and wish I could draw... But alas, I am only creative with words. I also do not drink or do drugs.

Via Queens, NY.
What I’m doing with my life
Research + teaching + daily meditation. I go to the gym 4-5 times a week.

.. wishing I had more time to read things that aren't textbooks.
I’m really good at
being blunt and saying inappropriate things.
The first things people usually notice about me
They can't figure out what nationality I am. Don't worry, I'm white.. but I will tell your racist grandfather I'm black.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Film - Indy/Foreign/Weird
Recent loves - Lost River, It Follows, Entertainment, Upstream Color, Embers.

Of all time - THX 1138, Dark City, Forbidden Zone, Naked Lunch.

TV - Westworld, Mr Robot, Preacher, True Detective, The Leftovers, Superjail, 12 Monkeys, Z Nation (what Walking Dead should be)

Print - JG Ballard, Bukowski, Thomas M Disch, Walter Tevis, Borges, Ted Chiang, Tolle.

Foodie - Italian (I cook)

Music - All (except country)
Rock: NIN, Ministry, Marilyn Manson, Tool, The Stooges, Danzig, Billy Idol, Melvins.

Hip hop: 90s - Tribe called Quest, Digable Planets, Pharcyde, Mos Def, Kool Keith, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, LL Cool J, Eric B & Rakim, KRS-One. More recent - Action Bronson, Meyhem Lauren, Timeless Truth, Roc Marciano.
The six things I could never do without
The bloody, psychedelic, Rube Goldberg madness of Superjail.
Mustard. Specifically French's. No, I am not getting paid for this endorsement so if you work for Reckitt Benckiser please contact me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
staying present.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That's between me and my therapist.
You should message me if
You are highly intelligent, educated, and counter cultured... And you take care of yourself.