27 Buffalo, United States
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My self-summary
27 year old Buffalonian who will be honest about the fact that she's still trying to figure this whole 'life' thing out. If you're looking for someone without flaws and totally well put together, I can absolutely respect that, but it's not me. If I haven't scared you away yet: feel free to continue reading... ;P

Egyptian and Scottish: my mother has blue eyes and blonde hair, my father looks like Borat. No, really.
Curvy, not a twig.
No kids.
Booty > Boobs.
Witty and sarcastic with a foul mouth, sorry not sorry.
Great cook.
Love animals.
Degree in opera singing, weird, I know.
Pet Peeve: your/you're.
Go Bills.

Looking for:
Someone with an open mind.
Someone with some sort of grasp on spelling/grammar and who is perhaps somewhat of an intellectual.
Someone who accepts me as sort of an alpha female type, but who won't let me walk all over them and can put me in my place from time to time.
Someone who speaks sarcasm as fluently as I do.
Someone who can laugh at how common sense really isn't common at all.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to figure out if I'm going to offend you or have to walk on eggshells around you or not...
I’m really good at
Singing. Making people laugh. Cooking. Taking photos. Being persuasive.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes. Height. Sassy behavior?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food: mangoes, oxtail, lasagna, really anything sugar free or made with Splenda.

Music: I sing opera but listen to hip hop more. Go figure. 😏

Shows: Nurse Jackie, Hell's Kitchen, Chopped, really any food show, Sopranos.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I try not to overthink things, I try to keep it moving.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cooking something I haven't made before and making sure my alarm isn't set for the following morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
90% of the time I have a lighter in my left bra cup.
You should message me if
You aren't ghetto.
You know how to spell.
You prefer a woman not a stick, I'm curvy not rail thin.