SaraSania
26 Tonawanda, United States
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My self-summary
"Guess I'd rather hurt than feel nothing at all."

Sara.
5'9.
Egyptian and Scottish: my mother has blue eyes and blonde hair, my father looks like Borat. No, really.
Curvy, not a twig.
No kids.
Booty > Boobs.
Witty and sarcastic with a foul mouth, sorry not sorry.
Great cook.
Love animals.
Degree in opera singing, weird, I know.
Pet Peeve: your/you're.
Go Bills.

Looking for:
A man not a boy.
Someone with an open mind.
Someone with some sort of grasp on spelling/grammar and who is perhaps somewhat of an intellectual.
Someone who accepts me as sort of an alpha female type, but who won't let me walk all over them and can put me in my place from time to time.
Someone who speaks sarcasm as fluently as I do.
Someone who can laugh at how common sense really isn't common at all.

**If you send me a message that just says "hey, hi, what's up?" or something along those lines, I won't even look at your page. I'm not trying to be an asshole, but meeting someone you gel with requires effort and I'm willing to put that in and expect the same in return.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to figure out if I'm going to offend you or have to walk on eggshells around you or not...
I’m really good at
Singing. Making people laugh. Cooking. Taking photos. Being persuasive.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes. Lipstick. Septum piercing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food: mangoes, oxtail, lasagna, really anything sugar free or made with Splenda.

Music: I sing opera but listen to hip hop more. Go figure. 😏

Shows: Nurse Jackie, Hell's Kitchen, Chopped, really any food show, Sopranos.
The six things I could never do without
Laughter
Friends
Family
Music
Mangoes
Lipstick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I try not to overthink things, I try to keep it moving.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cooking something I haven't made before and making sure my alarm isn't set for the following morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
90% of the time I have a lighter in my left bra cup.
You should message me if
You aren't ghetto.
You know how to spell.
You prefer a woman not a stick, I'm curvy not rail thin.
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