28Manitou Springs, United States
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My self-summary
An ad for Fear Factor with a picture of Joe Rogan staring at me was on the side of this webpage the entire time I was writing this profile. Please keep this in mind while reading.
What I’m doing with my life
Avoiding questions like this.
I’m really good at
Settlers of Catan, rapping, hyperbolizing, throwing bitchin' parties, horror movie trivia, and not giving a fuck.
The first things people usually notice about me
is allegedly that I smell good. And all the glitter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Phantom Tollbooth, A Confederacy of Dunces, Mr. Funny Pants, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Breakfast of Champions, Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates, Bret Easton Ellis, etc.

Movies: Someone's Knocking at the Door, The Rules of Attraction, House of 1,000 Corpses, Let the Right One In, Deadgirl, Cabin Fever, Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever, Funny Games, Buffalo '66, Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom, The House of the Devil, Harmony Korine, etc. I love grindhouse, gore, and raunch.

Shows: Stella, Seinfeld, Parks and Recreation, Trailer Park Boys, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, To Catch a Predator, etc. I shamelessly love watching TV.

Music: Nobunny, Thee Oh Sees, Harlem, the King Khan & BBQ Show, Liars, Broncho, Black Lips, Nobunny, Daniel Johnston, the Animals, Family Portrait, Sonny & the Sunsets, Fungi Girls, the Microphones, Belle & Sebastian, Shannon and the Clams, Nobunny, Personal and the Pizzas, Eagles of Death Metal, Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti, Bleached, and Nobunny. Mostly just garage, lo-fi, doo-wop, and preferably a combination of all three.
Six things I could never do without
1. A tie between St. Germain, vodka, champagne, and frankly, malt liquor
2. Maury Povich
3. ~*~*my FrIeNdz*~*~
4. A good porch
5. High heels
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All the funny things I said last night.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ruining lives.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Honestly, this closet holds no bones. I am shamelessly the most candid person on the planet.
You should message me if
You don't describe inconsequential things like soup or Dr. Pepper commercials as being "epic."
The two of us