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My self-summary
I seek a spark that dazzles , a sizzle in a kiss, a chemistry beyond the grasps of lust.

I am not an ordinary atheistic , socialist and do try to be interesting, evocative, capable , moral and tolerant. I try to appeal , or amuse myself, using edgy humour, shameless audacity , spontaneous wit & mischief.

If you are a bit kooky , a laugh , enlightened yet audaciously sexy, then stop and say hello to a groovy person who is looking to establish a good friendship that may lead to love.
What I’m doing with my life
Contemplating abstract existential inconsistencies, like ' if we unscrew our belly-button will our bum fall off ' ?

Developing my own freelance accountancy consultancy and training to be an integrative humanistic psychotherapist.

Have stopped smoking but may have an E cigarette now and again.
I’m really good at
Making others laugh. I am the funniest man i know and i know a couple of people.
I do not party as much anymore, more visiting friends or legs up with a book and a beer.
I do love walk by the sea or in nature along with art galleries etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a fast-talking,hell-raisin' son of a bitch , I'm a sinner and i know how to party ( just call me bad ass )
But seriously , i do have cheeky dimples and appear a bit younger than my chronological entropy , though well sophistifuckingcated innit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I hate lists of likes but here goes.

I love Rock ' N' Roll, Classical, and Techno.
Or Tom Waits, Radiohead, Black Keys, Ryan Adams, PJ Harvey, Aphex Twin ( & other ambient Warp bleeps ), Nirvana, Led Zep, Bobby Womack, Clash, Nick Cave, The The, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Massive Attack, Johnny Cash, Jeff Mills, Talking Heads blah blah. Rachmaninoff and Beethoven, Chopin etc

Kafka, Dostoevsky, Hesse, Marques (and most existential writers ) , Kerouac , Bukowkski, I. Welsh and anything with lift up flaps.

Love The Coen Bros and odd leftfield independent stuff. Maybe the odd gangster flick but no Rom Coms ( weepy schoolgirl mush )

Love eating out - French, Indian, Japanese ( am half Japanese so love my Fish, Sushi etc ) and Tapas, anything but cheese.
I love experimental cooking for others ( whilst i order takeaway ).

Not into musicals and prefer theatre but know a song about that.
I like live bands or festivals, stand up, art galleries, museums, partying and snuggling up with a bottle of wine.

I do not have a TV but use wifi to watch documentaries on cosmology, science.
Football and F1 hardly gets a look in, honestly.
Six things I could never do without
Electromagnetism, compassion , intellectual curiosity, a hug and a wiggle in my stride ( or positivity )
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wilma Flintstone - perhaps i have been single too long but i really fancy Wilma (she's a babe)

But seriously, i think about the the absurdity of social behaviour and the improbabilistic nature of creation amongst the cosmos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking cocktails in Soho bars whilst wearing a semi-crushed velvet pattern on the left lapel of my smoking jacket and clicking my fingers to Serge Gainsbourg.
I do not have a Friday routine but it sometimes involves lager, curry and talking bullocks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like country music.
You should message me if
You are a ladyperson and open to love, romance or a friendship.

You think we would look pretty good together.
You are disgustingly rich with a serious heart condition.

The two of us