darkmasterjoey
27 Oxford, United States
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My self-summary
Well hai thur, lolz. I'm clever, funny in a very caustic, cocky and somewhat geeky way; temperamental and moody but good natured, kind and VERY affectionate/cuddly. I love cars, videogames, movies, books, and just hanging out with friends. Oh, and music. Music is my life, I'm a fan of rock music especially.

I'm looking for someone sweet, passionate, and grounded. Someone intelligent. Someone I can share many interesting conversations with, and will let me spoil her and treat her like a princess. Are you that someone?

Personality profile:

MBTI: ENTP
Socionics - ILE/ENTp (Dominant subtype)
Enneagram - 7w6 sx/sp
Big 5 - SLUEI
Temperament - Sanguine-Melancholy

I am snarky, clever and affectionate.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm crashing in a friend's couch, looking for work, trying to put together enough money to start my own business.

In the medium term, I intend to save up enough money to buy an apartment or a house outright in Las Vegas. I'll move there with a bankroll saved to play live poker (which I'm quite good at). I will then use the money as a vehicle for investing in rental properties around the Las Vegas area, which if I invest wisely enough should make me very wealthy and comfortable.

In the long term, I intend to use a position of financial security to try to build something to express some of the many ideas in my head: write a book, produce a film, make a video game, teach, or do something that puts me in contact with an audience. In the words of the immortal George Carlin, I intend to produce "external evidence of my inner self."
I’m really good at
Being a nerd. Making future plans (but not really being rooted or organized enough in the present to make them happen xD). Theorizing, philosophy and debate. Pleasuring a beautiful woman. Making you feel special all of the time. Having fun. Teaching stuff. Poker and math.
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends on the person. My personality is vibrant and multifaceted, and what I am depends entirely on what I'm feeling. I may be quiet or I may be loud and talkative, happy or depressed, ecstatic or angry. You'll have fun figuring me out. ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- anything by Dan Brown, a lot of Michael Crichton's works, the Harry Potter series, the Inheritance series, A Song of Fire and Ice Isabel Allende's works, Tom Clancy, and airport thrillers.

Oh, and Stephen Hawking. Stephen Hawking does more awesome stuff with one finger in one day than you will in your entire life.

Movies- I love trippy movies like Fight Club or most stoner flicks (Harold and Kumar is my favorite of those). Serious dramas that leave me philosophizing for hours (like Creation), and movies that are just balls-out awesome (like The Avengers).

Music- Post-Grunge, Funk Rock, Salsa Rock, Symphonic metal, Power Metal, Gothic Metal, Folk Metal, Prog Metal, Industrial Metal, Classic Heavy Metal, Emo, Rap Metal, Nu Metal, Post-Punk, Folk Rock, Reggae Rock, Ska, Reggae and comical hip hop.

TV- House, Psych, Prison Break, Burn Notice, Firefly, Doctor Who, Dollhouse, Babylon 5, the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, Agents of SHIELD, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Weeds, Once Upon a Time, Breaking Bad, Top Gear, Castle

Food- chinese, teriyaki, pasta good ol burgers, Puerto Rican Cuisine, Italian food.
The six things I could never do without
food, running water, sneakers, a roof over my head, company, and some source of entertainment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Psychology, music, cars, poker, investing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Chilling with friends, or chatting online. Or both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm very, very, very lazy.
You should message me if
You're interesting, a good conversationalist, you want to start a satisfying friendship, a fun romp or a beautiful romance.

Oh, and if you're a monkey. Monkeys that can work computer keyboards are epic.
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